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If you are on BlueSky and you are not regularly seeing delightful Nancy Comics… you’re blowing it. A simple “follow” is all it takes!

Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.

Have you said thank you once?

the packages for snacks are always like GO AHEAD, call us deranged for the perfect crunch. WE ADMIT IT, we’re FUCKED over quality ingredients and IN PRISON for our obsession with you

Sitting around: 🙂 Suddenly imagining my fingernails being slowly torn off: 🫨 Forcing myself to think of something else: 😐

It rocks that bread has been synonymous with nourishment since forever. It’s good as hell, Shadrack, Meshach and Abednego would agree with me. All three nodding while chewing a nice slice

Honestly, this is a thing the libs need to run with, I love whatever this JD Vance thing is. Get the Krassenstein’s on this shit, get Brooklyn Dad Defiant making more of these. The nation stands behind you

In celebration of Shrek 4, my house has decided to become a swamp! (Failure of several drainage pipes has led to a massive accumulation of sewage in my crawl space. This will cost thousands of dollars to repair [Not a joke.].)

The White Pig Mondovi, WI

I have not kept up with the most recent season of On Cinema at the Cinema this year, and I feel like a piece of fucking shit about it

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Girl who has a crush on Zelenskyy texting him: hey Zelenskyyy

Blue Sky has started to feel like old Twitter. Which is good. But it feels like Twitter in 2019. Which is not as good

I think you should leave is perfect and should run indefinitely. HOWEVER, Detroiters also needs 7 more seasons. At any cost. America needs more pals/buddies in their lives. Now more than ever.

I’ve been funny ah hell on this stupid website for over a year and have 11 bot followers to show for it. And that’s okay. Dr who episode ban gogh Van Gogh crying episode Dr who Genius recognized time brainyquote David tennant nude seen

Yeah it got me lol

Living in a soulsike world and Accidentally ruining the gdp by robbing Fort Knox and dying and failing to retrieve the money I dropped by dying again Again and stealing more money

Ppl should play Star of Providence. I can never remember the name of the game, I just googled it. But it is great. I’m trying to Dead God the Binding of Isaac, and it’s a good game to take a break from that bc it’s the same flow but you just jump in way quicker. #bigmode

White people code switch too* *remember which is a button and b button when using Nintendo vs other platforms

Median voter

OH, BOY- - - THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY CRUNCH

did ted kaczynski now about bob-ombs? do you think if he had grown up playing mario 64 or whatever that he would have been mailing people little bob-ombs instead? i wonder if he liked those cute lil guys i like to think he really loved them after learning about them later in his life

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

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a bird the intangible miracle that could put her little claws on you. enough to awake our damn ass from the matrix

i deserve all the treasure anyone has ever invented

Big problem with Luigi is he was too hot to be the first one. Now guys trying to be the second one are like “well then I’ll be the less hot one.” Don’t worry about that, pal. They’re gonna love you! The dadbod Luigi. The funny Luigi. The nerdy Luigi. There’s room for all types!

Right wing Barney Fife parody account with bio: “pronouns gee/whiz”

Love the sinner (when DT says something nuts along the lines of the Diet tweet), hate the sin (anything else he does).

When I was a boy I didn’t know where to look when the dentist was working on my mouth. I figured it was most respectful to look them in the eye. So I kinda just stared them in the eye the whole time. 👁️ 👁️

Say what you will about the dentist but they got all the new doodads over there. This thing scans your whole skull. Sure thing, doc. This hairdryer with a purple light on it lets us see things invisible to the human eye. Whatever it takes, ma’am.

Reddit haters explain this

This is real lmaooooo