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You know Google image search is a thing, right? As a Gen Xer, I miss the days when "nothing on the internet was true"

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I was soooo about to be down. Wait, I get $200,000 AND I get to be a robot? I GET TO BE OPTIMUS GREG!?!?!?! But there was something about the use of the word "give" that made me suspicious. So I read the article. "Forfeit the rights to your face and voice".......YEAH, FUCK THAT.

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In response, a representative from Pringles has gone on record as saying, "just turn the fucking can over."

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We were told to take our asses outside and play. And don't come back until the street lights come on. They ran commercials on TV and 10:00 that said "It's 10:00, do you know where your children are at?" Because some parents forgot that their kids hadnt come home. Welcome to the 80s, muthafuckers

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I'VE HAD GIRLFRIENDS THAT NEVER PICKED UP A FUCKING DINNER CHECK!!!!

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Where do I apply and does NOT drinking Starbucks hurt my chances?

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Crank it up one more time.... "HERE COMES THE AX.....AND HERE COMES THE SMASHER.... WE'RE DEMOLITION.....WALKING DISASTER!!!!!" 😥😥😥

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Neil's dirty

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"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" has to be the funniest way of saying "BLEW UP" Good thing they got rid of that pesky FAA

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Who fucked up more? The one guy who did know that you have to pull the slide to get a round in the chamber? OR The 35 secret service morons who let him run up on stage in the first place?

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People have always asked me why I didn't like to go camping, and my answer has always been "Because it's recreational homelessness. Human beings have evolved to to stop living in the woods and build houses and buildings to live in" But now my answer will be "BECAUSE THERE'S FUCKING CANNIBALS!!!!!!"

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Im listening to a podcast review of EuroTrip and it just made me want to listen to this on a loop

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Again... I saw the "New Breed" episode of The Outer Limits too. That didn't work out either.

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Yeah, I remember the "Valerie 23" episode of The Outer Limits. It didn't end well.

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Im going to go with, "what is FUCK YES, Alex?"

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Jehovah's Witnesses aren't fucking with a drawbridge

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I was 10. The question should be which movie am I buying a ticket to, because I'm theater hopping to the other 3, or until I get caught and thrown out

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Are they adding a bartender and a DJ? About to be McLit up in this bitch

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The guy in line ahead of me is wearing black stone-wash jeans. I have never seen Stone-wash jeans, without Bell Biv Devoe playing somewhere nearby.

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NOOOOOROOOORRRRRRRMMMM!!!!!!!😥

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Does Chucky fall asleep?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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There's a reason there are no left-wing conspiracy theories.

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Yeah... that's a thing

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Because fuck your fear of heights...that's why

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I spent the majority of my childhood watching Star Trek and believing the human race would actually get smarter in the future. 12-year old me would be really pissed in 2025.

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My bosses just gave me a Happy Mother's Day cookie. I'm not a mom, but I'm not turning down a free cookie

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Youre a mark if you had 2 or 3 good years in the business and then followed that up by helping to kill one company, almost killing another company and still pass yourself off as "an expert" nearly 30 years later.

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Dungeons and Dragons

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Back to the Future

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Universal Studios Fan Fest... First stop... Star Trek Red Alert!

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I regret to inform everyone that I DIDN'T get the pope job. I guess I didn't update my LinkedIn page soon enough.

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You know Google image search is a thing, right? As a Gen Xer, I miss the days when "nothing on the internet was true"

I was soooo about to be down. Wait, I get $200,000 AND I get to be a robot? I GET TO BE OPTIMUS GREG!?!?!?! But there was something about the use of the word "give" that made me suspicious. So I read the article. "Forfeit the rights to your face and voice".......YEAH, FUCK THAT.

In response, a representative from Pringles has gone on record as saying, "just turn the fucking can over."

We were told to take our asses outside and play. And don't come back until the street lights come on. They ran commercials on TV and 10:00 that said "It's 10:00, do you know where your children are at?" Because some parents forgot that their kids hadnt come home. Welcome to the 80s, muthafuckers

I'VE HAD GIRLFRIENDS THAT NEVER PICKED UP A FUCKING DINNER CHECK!!!!

Where do I apply and does NOT drinking Starbucks hurt my chances?

Crank it up one more time.... "HERE COMES THE AX.....AND HERE COMES THE SMASHER.... WE'RE DEMOLITION.....WALKING DISASTER!!!!!" 😥😥😥

Neil's dirty

"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" has to be the funniest way of saying "BLEW UP" Good thing they got rid of that pesky FAA

Who fucked up more? The one guy who did know that you have to pull the slide to get a round in the chamber? OR The 35 secret service morons who let him run up on stage in the first place?

People have always asked me why I didn't like to go camping, and my answer has always been "Because it's recreational homelessness. Human beings have evolved to to stop living in the woods and build houses and buildings to live in" But now my answer will be "BECAUSE THERE'S FUCKING CANNIBALS!!!!!!"

Im listening to a podcast review of EuroTrip and it just made me want to listen to this on a loop

Again... I saw the "New Breed" episode of The Outer Limits too. That didn't work out either.

Yeah, I remember the "Valerie 23" episode of The Outer Limits. It didn't end well.

Im going to go with, "what is FUCK YES, Alex?"

Jehovah's Witnesses aren't fucking with a drawbridge

I was 10. The question should be which movie am I buying a ticket to, because I'm theater hopping to the other 3, or until I get caught and thrown out

Are they adding a bartender and a DJ? About to be McLit up in this bitch

The guy in line ahead of me is wearing black stone-wash jeans. I have never seen Stone-wash jeans, without Bell Biv Devoe playing somewhere nearby.

NOOOOOROOOORRRRRRRMMMM!!!!!!!😥

Does Chucky fall asleep?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There's a reason there are no left-wing conspiracy theories.

Yeah... that's a thing

Because fuck your fear of heights...that's why

I spent the majority of my childhood watching Star Trek and believing the human race would actually get smarter in the future. 12-year old me would be really pissed in 2025.

My bosses just gave me a Happy Mother's Day cookie. I'm not a mom, but I'm not turning down a free cookie

Youre a mark if you had 2 or 3 good years in the business and then followed that up by helping to kill one company, almost killing another company and still pass yourself off as "an expert" nearly 30 years later.

Dungeons and Dragons

Back to the Future

Universal Studios Fan Fest... First stop... Star Trek Red Alert!

I regret to inform everyone that I DIDN'T get the pope job. I guess I didn't update my LinkedIn page soon enough.

I call bullshit. Wolverine has never UNALIVED anyone.....but he's killed a bunch of fuckers

If I ever get an electric car, I'm doing this with all the display screens.

Conservative Rage Against the Machine? Wasn't that Creed?

Better start hitting the gym because no one wants to be eternally out of shape

I've dated more than a few women like this.