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G O R P -granola -onions -ramps -penises

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SO MANY GOLDFINCHES

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

there's so many other foods that are also ideal to be nuggetized. beef, potato, cheese, ham, carrot, turnip, even eggs! OPEN YOUR MINDS, YOU CHICKEN-CUCKED FOOLS

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

that feels a little on the nose tbh

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

tbh i was somewhat worried at to whether he was alive anymore and that's why the govt was trying to deflect so much, so thank goodness he's alive

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

my big wisteria is starting to go off!

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today is nonidi 29 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating blueberry

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

medication names are assaults against language itself, what the fuck does an avatrombopag do, that's not a thing, that's hardly phonemes

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

and with glaring eyes Ahab would burst from his state room, as though escaping from a bed that was on fire

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.

submitted 23 hours ago • 378 comments

spicy pony head

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

sometimes you just gotta appreciate a really good quality terracotta pot, the good shit, not the $3 at the hardware store ones

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

it's about to become "2 year skeetaversary" season around here

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NOAA Regional Climate Centers’ contracts are lapsing, and they are shutting down. The administration wants Congress to eliminate the NOAA office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research, which supports thousands of employees and university research. It’s up to you to advocate against these cuts!

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

jfc there's like almost 30 of them you guys should have called ahead, i would have put out fresh nyjer seed

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

GOLDFINCH SWARM

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i'm gonna write a beloved children's series so people can finally put harry potter in the grave *ahem* The Littlest Oaf, chapter 1....

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I'VE MERGED WITH THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS I'VE SEEN THE AKASHIC RECORDS, AND THEY ARE ALL BONER JOKES

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

people say that fdr was always pictured sitting be because of the polio but i think he just had a boner all the time

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i'm at the point where i'm having to redo days on push-ups and squats because i'll hit a failure point sometime in the last set but apparently i can still just do sit-ups all dang day

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imtermnal serberr errrr

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my son Cheddar and I love cheesing it up

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so there's a game where it's basically geoguessr but you have to figure out where you are based on pictures from that location from inaturalist, you can set it to just birds (or plants or herps or molluscs etc) and my best score so far is 34km 🪶 simonrolph.github.io/iNatGuessr/?...

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rediscovering the american spirit by eating primarily salt-preserved food out of barrels

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today is octidi 28 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating the pansy

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DOGS ARE SO GOOD

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writing to my elementary school mexican penpal after 25 years of no contact to ask if they ever ended up getting pogs down there

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strange fucking bedfellows indeed

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my manjushage has arrived!

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every time someone posts a court judgement on here they should be required to add (good) or (bad) to it

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

with longer videos, i can now post the funky woodcock crossing the road

submitted 38 days ago • 24 comments

i completely 1000% believe that the secret to world peace is getting everyone to listen to Black Betty together

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

whooooaaa-oh black betty

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

i'm just gonna leave this here because it's kind of incredible

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today is septidi 27 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating anemone

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WE RIDE FOR PRITZKER KHAN

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"old soul" accusations verified by my love of puttering

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cosmic justice for The Water Fiasco of 2018 (actually the owner just likes to drink and snort the restaurant money is what i hear, but still)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment