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switch 2 version of cyberpunk seems quite good

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I left TNT on too long and now I’m watching this “The Librarians” thing on mute and I can’t stress enough how fake this entire media property is

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

being able to play wind waker in bed is doing more for me than i thought it would

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

the oilers are fucking losers lmao

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

gamers of the night roll call

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

i’m just now discovering that street fighter 6 is really fun

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

i’ve won two online knockout tours today and i feel like i can kill god

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

hahahaha fuck you buddy

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Nintendo making a suite of online social features that are not only functional but actively enjoyable to use is the upset of the decade so far

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

yeah i’ve only removed it a handful of times to take it with me on trips. the entire appeal of the Switch for me personally was that it was finally just a normal Nintendo console that i could play with a normal controller in front of a TV

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

My account got deleted while I was trying to save my daughter, who’s suffering from a severe skin rash that's tearing me apart as a father. I’ve raised $200 out of $500 for her treatment—$300 to go.I’m not asking for charity, I’m asking for mercy. One share could change her fate.🙏 gofund.me/edd687b8

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

it famously always goes really well in the long term for heads of state who deploy troops against protesting citizens

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

i feel bad about this because it puts me out of touch with a huge part of gaming culture but i just don’t enjoy playing games on my phone at all. hate the form factor, don’t find almost any mobile games interesting, and frankly just not in the mood to game when i’m on my phone

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

they should let you review individual episodes of Mario Party Party on letterboxd

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

it is a genuine football tragedy that Jamaal Charles’ career didn’t align more with the Andy Reid era in KC. the one full season we got was breathtaking youtu.be/JNn2zMxEsZQ?...

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

🚨ska punk Mario 64 slide remix🚨 youtu.be/VtzD_YK_Up4?...

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

one piece of trivia that gives me a lot of pride as a New York City resident is that NYC was the initial US test market for the NES

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

ya gotta give it up for the verb “puke.” perfectly evokes what it is you’re doing when you do that

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Apple WWDC keynote nonsense phrase thread: “software is the heart and soul of our products”

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

the main thing spanking teaches a child is that the people who claim to love them are lying

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

seeing people complain about mario kart being unfair or having too much bullshit makes me feel like john ford at the end of the fabelmans. “when you’re punished for being in first, that’s interesting! when merely driving better than others is the point of the game, that’s boring as shit!”

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

energy drinks are coffee for people who are serious about success

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments