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.·:*༺Laurelie༻*:·. She/They ♡Queer♡Anti-terf♡Anti-fascist♡TV-MA♡ ☀️Capricorn 🌘Sagittarius 🌄 Virgo 💝Mothman is my BF💝 🎀 Disassociating 🎀 Song lyrics as intrusive thoughts 🎀 Writhing in the bog 🎀 Casual Witchcraft 🎀 I'm not flirting it's adhd & autism
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RETURN TO MEEEEEEE

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

I just hope Pedro Pascal is having a good day today

submitted 8 hours ago • 18 comments

Fkn cats

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I should not be able to crack my shoulders simply by shrugging

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I got nuthin

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm in a state office building, and I'm listening to two geriatric people talking at full volume about their... wait, that doesn't matter anymore. A couple walked in with a newborn baby, and they swarmed the stroller like two vultures. My condolences to the parents.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Labubu says fktrmp

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

milf; man i love fireflies ᖭི༏ᖫྀ⋆｡ ˚

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

If a $5,000 stipend from the government is all it takes for you to decide to have a child then you aren’t good enough at math or reasoning to have a child.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

I'm going to block the word preorder I swear to fkn god

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Tonight, I'm scowling at my discover feed because: Adam Driver and feet. 🤢

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

A little golden hour glow ✨️

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I needed that laugh, omg

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Call from ex: "Is today our anniversary?" Me "it was yesterday," Ex "Oh damn, did you remember?" Me deadpan "It was just another day." Ex calls out to his employee "ha she forgot too! That's married bliss for you! Haha" Me :stares into the imaginary camera: Astounding.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

#Hellboy and archeologist Anastasia Bransfield continue their unlikely romance in Hellboy In Love: The Art of Fire. @aiptcomics.com has an exclusive look at early character designs. Details: bit.ly/3Ycds83 By @mikemignola.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social and @alexnieto-art.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Otis isn't mad. That's just his face.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Uh, hey, I'm going to casually drop this in here for future reference or something idk.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Today's discover feed is... :drum roll: Buttholes and dead moms.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This isn't part of the "gif you can hear" trend. This is just me right now without context.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If I don't get a roast beef sandwich today, I may cease to exist.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I wonder if, in the distant future, our remains will be easily identified by the microplastics we've ingested.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I need to delete fb, but today is a perfect example of why I haven't yet. My "on this day" memories over the last 14 years start with "Laurelie got married today!" with every post after getting more bleak. The last 5 years have had no mention at all of it. Very telling.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments