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Favorite activity: misplacing things and then claiming a ghost moved it Favorite smell: tops of babies' heads Most used phrase: "piss!"
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I thought this kid was excited to see me coming at the store cuz I look fun and cool but it turns out she wanted cheese puffs and I had some and she was just excited to see them and ask for some for herself.

I feel like I'm so deliberate with my asthma pump. I stop, clear my head, think about what I'm about to do, breathe out and take the pump. My sister just pumps and keeps it moving. Am I being a weird bitch? Am I being dramatic?

A lot of Gen Z and Alpha have this way of talking as if they think everyone is dumb except them. Bro, you have no solid independent lived experience and so much judgement toward shit you don't even fully understand yet. The holier than thou attitude is played. Fucking humble yourself.

There's something kinda cute and wholesome about people in the south seeing snow and having their minds blown.

Content creators are weird to me. Like, prioritizing money and attention over privacy and peace just absolutely doesn't make sense. And most people's lives genuinely aren't that interesting.

Sometimes we end our mass work emails with XOXO, Gossip Girl. No one has ever told us to stop so we haven't stopped.

Bro the fact that Chewbacca makes CONSISTENT NOISE throughout his scenes in Star Wars movies is incredible. Not a single person making this movie thought "boy, that's annoying..."

I've never seen Star Wars so I've decided to watch one movie a day IN RELEASE ORDER, the way Jesus Henri Christmas intended and the way you all did before you decided you had an order you liked better.

I'm starting to regret buying so many tunnels for my cats because they're just using them to hide in and jump out and scare each other.

Driving a normal speed on icy roads in low visibility is an absolute low brain wave thought process. You are dumb. Nobody cares if yoU nEveR gOt iN An aCciDenT doInG thAt. You. Are. Dumb. And. Reckless.

Remember, YOU are not responsible for the version of yourself SOMEONE ELSE created in their head.

Yes, we're running out of floor space. Yes, I bought another cat tunnel.

My favorite story to tell is the one about how a guy I was seeing asked me to bite down as hard as I could while giving head and I hate that I so rarely have a reason to tell it.

Great chilly day to get high and take a long walk in thick woods.

Is reading the room a lost art?

I just heard Emlyn Pearce say racism or prejudice is often about convincing yourself you have superiority over other people without having to actually do anything or earn anything or contribute anything and WHEW.

I need an ASMR where I'm getting a haircut but also The Office is playing quietly in the background

I hate when I already have a greeting in mind and then someone doesn't say what I expect but my brain is still like "sorry bud, I already got 'thanks, you too' geared up and ready to go. We're saying it."

Fetishizing being on the spectrum is weird to me. I like that it's becoming more "normalized" but like, I think a sign of things becoming "normal" is NOT bringing it up constantly.

Rearranging my living room for the new year and found 2 bottles of crystal Pepsi.

I think I might cut myself some new years bangs

"flowers are mostly pubes" - Usidore the Wizard

I'll never skip a video of someone pretending to be a cat

If you found out the person you were dating was lifting toilet seats and sitting on the rim to use the bathroom "because it gives you more room" would you consider it a red flag? This includes public toilets.

I stopped liking Twitter when they switched to the black icon because I kept opening it when I meant to open TikTok.