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Quick tip for the current administration. I would take 10,000 “DEI“ military commercials before I ever want to see whatever AI generated slop marine commercial I just saw.

Open AI: Please my Lord Trump give us 500 billion we’ve already spent billions on making our current AI, if you don’t do this China will outcompete us. China: Here is a better version of their AI that is also free and open source and we made it with only $6 million over 100x less money than them.

Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.   In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.  Let's steal those ideas.

Congratulations to our first female president, Donald Trump who just signed an executive order saying that you are whatever gender you are at conception. Meaning everyone is female because male characteristics do not start forming until minimum a of six weeks.

@redigit.bsky.social in the next Terraria update could you add a setting to bind dash to a button on controller? My right arm is messed up and so I play 95% of the game with my left hand it would be great if I could bind – to start or something like that. Because there’s no way to dash with my palm

Thank you, Donald Trump for bringing TikTok back. The only reason I say that is because it shows just how incompetent the DP is. They banned something that is more popular than all of Congress and then when they realized how popular it is, they say. We got 36 hours left. Lets let the next guy fix it

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.” “They want to do post birth abortions.” Schools take field trips to trans your children. I’m glad our President has the same pension for making things up as a child playing games and saying I have a bulletproof shield cutting sword.

Somebody edit this photo to turn his face orange. That will make it more realistic to today’s political climate.

Enough said

Actual reaction I got from someone who voted for Trump because he would “fix the economy” and “only cared about the American people” when telling them he wants to annex Canada. “ That’s fine as long as he doesn’t try that with Mexico.” So blinded by the cult they forgot the reason they voted.

Trump in November: I will fix the economy like no one has ever seen. I will do it on day one. Because the only thing I care about is US citizens Trump in January: I will economy destroy Canada our #1 trading partner so I can annex it. And use the military to invade Greenland and the Panama Canal

What it’s like living with MAGA parents: Dad shows mom a video of the top 3 dogs with the highest bite force. #1 is from Turkey, #2 that we own is from Italy. I explain why that makes sense because the capital of Rome was the modern capital of Turkey. Their response, you and your useless knowledge.

Since Republicans already think Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is a RINO. He should replace JD Vances Senate seat by bringing back Sherrod Brown just to piss them off.

If anybody tries to deny the political party switch ever happened in the US just point them in the direction of this map. In most of the world blue means right wing. The biggest left-wing country’s flag was mostly red. Their ideology flipped, but the colors didn’t.

Two once in a lifetime hurricanes within a month and then a few months later. 1/2 the country is frozen while the other is on fire. It must be the government using their Weather machines to steal the land for cobalt mines and immigrants. It couldn’t possibly be Anthropogenic climate change.