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Happy May Day to all who celebrate, be it marching or dancing around the May pole... #ygk

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Former Member of Parliament no longer on Government payroll after failing performance review. This Karma News Break brought to you by the YGK Rogue City Inconvenience Meter Company. We take your inconvenience seriously. Seriously... #ygkVotes #ygk

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Return To Normal Hank goes for a walk and tries to process what it all means. #ygk

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Well that was fun, eh? Would Mayor96 please return to City Hall. Local economic growth for Special Interest Groups and developers wanting to build unaffordable housing need you... ❤️Kingston. A Parochial Conservative Town That Votes Liberal #ygkVotes #ygk

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Cast your ballot then c'mon down to YGK Rogue City Diner for our All Day Thirst For Democracy Happy Hour. Show your voter ID card to receive a copy of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. All adult beverages half price. Our patio is open. Dial #YGK 2025 for Reservations

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Return To Normal Silas explained to the Police that he paid 25¢ to lease the shopping cart and damn well expected to have his deposit returned when he no longer needed the cart and since he was minding his own business they ought to focus on the other Big Societal Issues. #ygk

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Return To Normal Silas pushes his shopping cart along the Princess Street sidewalk and asks the congregation of fellow unhoused humans on the steps of St. Andrew's Church where he could find the Big Blue Tent With Room For EVERYONE that the local conservative candidate promised... #ygk #ygkVotes

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Kingston Mental Health & Addictions Crisis Day 841 Mental Health & Addictions Crisis circa 1895 For the treatment of Liquor, Opium or Morphine Habit Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was... ❤️Kingston: Where Crises and Emergencies Thrive #ygk #ygkHistory

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Kingston Climate Emergency Day 2,244 “You're captives of a civilizational system that more or less compels you to go on destroying the world in order to live." Twas ever thus... #ygk #ClimateAction

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Local humans may regret spraying their lawn with poison upon realization that an excellent FREE source of vitamins A, C, K, E, folate, small amounts of B vitamins, iron, calcium, magnesium, potassium and the antioxidant beta carotene is what they are actually destroying... #ygk

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Sloganeer vows to eradicate "woke ideology," criminalize homelessness and use the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms' Notwithstanding Clause to remove human rights in Canada. No indication if local Conservative candidate Mayor96 is aroused... #ygkVotes #ygk www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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Local Conservative candidate Mayor96 excited that Dear Leader Poilievre will dismantle all tents except for his Big Blue Tent With Room For Everyone he vowed to create when launching his campaign... #ygk #ygkVotes #NeverVoteConservative #TheWarOnThePoor www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...

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This Morning News Break is brought to you by the YGK Rogue City Inconvenience Meter Company. We apologize for any inconvenience this message may cause... #ygk #NeverVoteConservative

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55 years of Earth Day 8 years of Earth Hours 6 years of Kingston Climate Emergency Only 15 more years of this until "Net-Zero" 2040 and we live happily ever after thanks to The Electrification Of Everything. Because doing anything more than picking up litter would be inconvenient... #ygk

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On Earth Day Eve, the children all gathered around the budding lilac tree to exchange gifts of seeds and seedlings except for Toby, who was at the kitchen table having a come-to-Jesus talk with his parents about the nightmarish future they were bequeathing to his generation. #ygk

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During the solemn Magical Mysteries of Ēostre, YGK Rogue City Diner is pleased to announce it is again offering a favourite festive menu item: Heathen Happy Hour All Day™ All adult beverages half price. Our patio is open. Reservations recommended. Dial #YGK 1234

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Ēostre, also called Ostara or Eastre, is a Germanic goddess associated with spring and the dawn. She is particularly known in Anglo-Saxon and Old High German traditions and is believed to be the namesake for the Christian holiday of Easter. We prefer this to the status quo... #ygk

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Ever wonder how Ēostre is determined? It's the first Sunday after the full moon occurring on or after the Vernal Equinox in accordance with ancient ecclesiastical computation which also references The Golden Number and The Sunday Letter... That's some pagan ritual, eh? Have a blessed day. #ygk

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This Ēostre weekend, please take a moment to reflect that Jesus was homeless according to independent investigative journalists and gospel content managers Matthew and Luke. If only there was a Big Blue Tent With Room For Everyone back in the day, eh? #ygkHousing #ygk

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BREAKING: Poilievre's Plebeians demand Elections Canada allow them to bring porcupine quills and vials of ink processed from Ottawa Convoy participants' blood, sweat and tears to permanently mark ballots... #ygkVotes #ygk #NeverVoteConservative

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Jesus must be an important person in our society, eh? Governments grant a statutory holiday to commemorate His violent death, another to celebrate His birth and yet another the day after His birthday to celebrate increased consumer consumption at reduced prices. Enjoy the Son... #ygk

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Return To Normal Hank sees a procession of some sort on Montreal Street while walking to the Advanced Polling Station. He notices someone struggling to carry a huge wooden cross on his shoulder as many onlookers jeer the person. "Jesus," Hank thinks, "poor bastard..." He shrugs and votes. #ygk

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Return To Normal During supper at the #YGK Rogue City Diner, The Ethereal Being breaks bread and pours Hank a glass of wine, asking Hank to remember Him whenever he partakes. Hank is confused. Later, alone at the Barriefield Garden, EB is confronted by the greedy business man, Judas...

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A vote for Bryan Paterson is a vote for Poilievre is a vote for a Trumpist regime of our own. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause... #ygkVotes #ygk

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Return To Normal Audrey watches the Leader's Debate and is confident that the right wing will want to fly a bespoke flag with Poilievre's latest slogan "No Social Licence For The Status Quo." Boyd reluctantly volunteers for sewing machine duty but secretly wishes he had accompanied Hank. #ygk

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During this Season of Ēostre, YGK Rogue City Diner is pleased to announce it is again offering a favourite festive menu item TODAY ONLY: Maundy Thursday Last Supper All You Can Eat Buffet™ Reservations recommended. Dial #YGK 1234

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Pierre Poilievre, Leader of The Lowest Common Denominator Party of Canada, preparing for tonight's French language debate. #NeverVoteConservative #CanPoli #ygk

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Return To Normal After the Rideau Acres Big Blue Tent Revival, Hank and the Ethereal Being found themselves at Barriefield Garden where EB spoke in parables about the End Times. Hank is reminded of another sermon on a mount and wonders if he should vote on Good Friday or wait... #ygk

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You may have missed this good trouble at the GK Chamber of Commerce "Debate" held this morning because many folks don't have the luxury to take time off work to rub elbows with the Usual Suspects and experience local political theatre. Video in link #ygk #ygkVotes www.thewhig.com/news/kingsto...

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Integrity. Yours for only 90,374 municipal tax dollars... #ygk pub-cityofkingston.escribemeetings.com/filestream.a...

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Before attending Bryan Paterson's Meet & Greet Big Blue Tent Rally at Rideau Acres tonight, you really should read this list of what Mayor96's Dear Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada voted against. Pierre Poilievre: Voting against YOU since 2004. #NeverVoteConservative #ygkVotes #ygk

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Return To Normal Hank and the Ethereal Being continue walking along Hwy15 "Jesus just left the Encampment And He's bound for Rideau Acres Well now, Jesus just left the Encampment And He's bound for Rideau Acres Yeah, yeah You don't have to worry 'Cause takin' care of business is his name..." #ygk

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During this Season of Ēostre, YGK Rogue City Diner is pleased to announce it is again offering a favourite festive menu item until Ēostre Sunday: Heathen Half Price Happy Hour All Day™ All adult beverages half price. Our patio is open. Reservations recommended. Dial #YGK 2025

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Return To Normal Mesmerized by the Ethereal Being from Belle Park, Hank walks with Him across The Waaban toward the Rideau Acres Campground to witness Mayor96's Big Blue Tent being erected on Monday after Cedar Sunday. Hank asks EB about the time He overturned tables in the temple long ago... #ygk

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Return To Normal Hank continues walking north through Belle Park and witnesses an ethereal human dressed in robes being welcomed by residents of the Encampment who waved cedar boughs and shouted Gimme Shelter or something... Audrey and Boyd make an Easter Feast grocery wish list. #ygk

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Happy Giveaway Day! 407 Montreal Street. One somewhat tarnished statue to give away. ❤️Kingston. Where History And Something Something Thrive #ygk #SirJohnAMacdonaldDoesntLiveHereAnymore #GiveawayDay

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City Council to consider shutting off the Twitter machine. ❤️Kingston. Where Pleasantville and Night Vale Collide #ygk www.thewhig.com/news/kingsto...

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Your taxes. Your budget. Your community. #ygk

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In local unprecedented news, Conservative candidate declines to comment when right-wing National Post affiliated newspaper asks him for comments... #ygkVotes #ygk #ygkHistory #NeverVoteConservative

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