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ygrene.bsky.social

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[it's hip to be square voice] it's fine to be cringe

submitted 5 hours ago • 27 comments

“Got dread? Make some banana bread!” is my new mental health phrase that’s sweeping the nation

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

please do not make me hit you with an “ok dude”

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

my biggest piece of advice to anyone regardless of situation is learn at least two bird sounds from your area; you will certainly not regret learning 2-3 new bird songs from your area!! for serious!!!

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Planning ahead. With all these supervillains running around, superheroics will be a growth industry for the foreseeable future.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

taking everything i read with a grain of bath salts

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

i have my first ever radiation treatment tomorrow and I’m bringing a spider with me

submitted 14 hours ago • 41 comments

[invention of the skeleton] we’re gonna make it out of milk

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

do I enjoy wearing sunglasses? yes. do sunglasses make my face look one thousand times more punchable? also yes

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

hey murderers, if you want a shot at the champ come to where this picture was taken in the next 32 seconds

submitted 15 hours ago • 11 comments

landing at Chicago Midway 2.5 hours from now if any murderers want a shot at the champ

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 1 day ago • 340 comments

[in church] but this is my church sword

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

AOL voice You have enemies.

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

thank you, Millhouse

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Surely there’s some rest for the wicked

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

making a soothing game called Social Media Simulator 2025 where all the replies are good

submitted 1 day ago • 103 comments

me: how much for the goth scrabble? store clerk: that's a Ouija board

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.

submitted 1 day ago • 280 comments

On a serious note I blame looney toons and other cartoons for making real facts about history such as this one seem unrealistic and exaggerated.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Hey man, I hate to ditch early but I have to go treat an injury I sustained when your bedraggled wife crawled out from under a bush and bit me on the leg. I know it sounds like an animal, but she was a human woman you married who crab walked toward me inhumanly fast from under a local bush.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

ME: thanks for doing my nails GUY BUILDING MY DECK: stop calling it that

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

person: (says something mean to me) me: (begins glowing warmly, radiantly as i smile serenely while my body begins to levitate. Rihanna repeats “shine bright like a diamond” in my head as i deliver my response) shut the fuck up

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

coworker on zoom: so how was your weekend me: [lost all my money to a crow in a haunted poker game] pretty quiet

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments