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If i didnt suffer on here, id be suffering in silence. duquesne believer for at least the next 11 minutes. Riverhounds too
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Gonna need the camera shot of Maple Leaf Square, TNT.

TNT just entirely missing a goal is on brand, what the fuck

Crystal Palace takes the FA Cup!

If youre in line, stay in line Tuffy will bribe the fire marshal to let you in the building

Another break for Big Oil

Trump Admin: "We're considering suspending Habeus Corpus entirely" Normal people: "That is abhorrent. Police abuse their position regularly. Never talk to cops without a lawyer. Removing that ability is a fundamental violation of your rights." This dumbass:

unless I can buy "guaranteed won't get detained and sent to a concentration camp" vouchers for me and a few million other people that's a no for me dog

All my Pitt homies say ‘Fuck UMPC”.

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

I need the body cam video of this like I need oxygen

Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like if a US exchange student in a foreign country (say, Turkey?) was imprisoned for six weeks because they wrote an op-ed in the student newspaper it would be a huge domestic story and an international incident.

It's why he picked 14.

“Pours shot of Malort” this is my blood

The Cubs opened a portal to hell in 2016, therefore it becomes the spiritual duty of a Cubs fan to close it as Pope

The only thing you can take away is that the pittsburgh riverhounds are by far the best team in their league, and that's just Good for The Game ™️

MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT NEW YORK IS OBJECTIVELY INFERIOR TO PITTSBURGH AND I AM GRATEFUL TO SEE THE PROOF

Y'ALL.

Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

This is honestly how I am talking about the Knicks-Celtics series to my friends and family

Too busy watching hockey to witness the Houston Rockets fans' 9/11

miracle that calling this game did not kill kenny albert

THE JETS CAP OFF AN INSANE LATE COMEBACK TO WIN GAME 7 IN 2OT! Kenny Albert with the call for TNT Sports. 🏒🚨🎙️ #NHL #NHLPlayoffs

Hockey

my kingdom to have Kenny Albert's call with the SportsNet Canada audio mix

Holy shit Winnipeg-St. Louis

WINNIPEG

Can we forget about the things I cooked when I was drunk? I didnt mean to put in that

Perry South. Ellzey Street. Caller said that they may have found a body off in the brush. Upon inspection, PD discovered a beheaded sex doll.

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”

If even a birth certificate cannot prove you are a citizen, then no one is a citizen unless Stephen Miller decides you are - and do not upset him, because he can always change his mind and send you to a foreign prison.

you can't even say hello to fans anymore

It is absolutely fucking bonkers that Trump won more of the vote than he ever had less than half a year ago and now he is less popular than he’s ever been, all on the strength of shit he was promising loudly to do when people elected him.