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IC Light enthusiast, Sheetz Freak, bleeding heart. Pittsburgh’s unofficial ambassador to the Chesapeake and Appalachia. My pronouns are He/Him/Hail to Pitt
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not me, but one of our favorite family stories is my brother getting detention as a second grader for saying “poopy hiney”

I used to love baseball, and pitchers & catchers reporting was an exciting harbinger of Spring and then the Pirates sucked all the joy out of it over the last ~9 years Think I’ll start taking the same approach I have for MiLB which is basically to cheer for whichever teams have the coolest hats

if you were trying to distill the last few decades of American electoral politics into one post, i don't think you could do better than this

We bout to see 60 carries from Saquon in this second half

Nothing triggers Republicans like a Super Bowl halftime show that isn’t Brooks & Dunn or some guy who looks like he sells trucks on the side. Every year, the outrage cycle goes: football, Bud Light, and ‘Why isn’t this show whiter? 😂

If the Steelers and Tomlin ever separate, can I get two Christmases

Russ has been inexplicably bad today

How is George Pickens simultaneously incredible and terrible

Watching some of these Steelers defenders waste away their careers behind another putrid offense is just so, so sad

like, where even is the defense

BART

Lmao is this the stupidest game we’ve ever watched?

This is torture

What in the Pitt football was that

Pitt I love you but enough is enough

Oh my God this is pain

This game really has it all Just the absolute full Pitt experience

literally what the fuck

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

For Christmas I would like to see a record-breaking field goal

I am in an abusive relationship with sports

I don’t mind watching Dugger and Goff get some action

Got some swoveralls for x-mas, and let me tell you: I will not be changing out of them. Maybe ever

Weiner’s first Christmas going exactly as expected

How many mg will it take to forget I exist

This is me, broken

The number of absolutely shitty things that have happened since Halloween is so cool. Things are great.

this match is going to give me a god damn heart attack

This sport is insane, I feel like I can’t breathe unless we’re up by 15

☝🏻

Honestly there’s like 8-10 correct answers here

you haven’t known chaos until you’ve experienced a youth wrestling tournament

I’m going to be in Louisville all week though sadly can’t stay for the match but dress code be damned I’ll be rubbing this Pitt in their faces as much as physically possible

Start em early

I enjoy volleyballs to the face exactly the right amount, which is to say: a lot

Can’t be sure but I think Bre Kelley must be half fae

Kadarius Toney is such a scrub 😂😂😂