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Witness me! Wordle 1,344 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In the marvel cannon the hulk turns into the thing.

It was the worst of times it was the clobbering of times

Salad fingers

What’s in my trunk?

I would call Tyler the creator avant gard

Was that vampires? I’m asking for real.

NFTs are the future of video games.

These guys online talking about cum over here it’s ridiculous

It’s a banana Michael how much could it cost $15?

I am truly drawful

Grooving to the Jackbox background to background music

Looking for Hercules is the title of my movie

We got freaking Rupert Murdoch over here

Where to go Connor McDavid!fuck the US imperial dogs.

I will go insane if Crosby scores the game winner in OT

Left a case of this in my car when the temperature dropped below freezing.

Everyone here is pulling for Canada during the hockey game tonight, right?

I’m not really a hockey fan, but even I’m sad by the passing of former Penguins play-by-play announcer Mike Lange.

This is maybe my proudest ever "tweet that immediately earned a block"

I want to thank Nancy Pelosi for her devoted work in keeping Henry Cuellar in office. If the Democratic Party did not support him, you might end up with a guy who always votes with Donald Trump, and that would be awful.

you're telling me they make wire by pushing metal through a little hole? get real, be realistic. "oh yeah they take the ingots and augustus gloop them" get the fuck outta here.

I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor

I don't care if it's cringe, the media should keep calling Musk the president because it's true.

They do have the lyrics of Clean My Wounds by Corrosion of Conformity

Spotify doesn't have the lyrics for Spill the Wine by War.

Wal-Mart radio is currently playing Free Bird

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise

That is the second time they showed Paul McCartney

My brother is asking if Kanye West had an appearance in an ad during the Super Bowl.

Ding dong, more like bing bong

Did that commercial just call that baby fat?

Now this is what I call a humiliation ritual

That’s what I call poners

Is there anyone in the universe who doesn’t think the Eagles are going to win this game?

Drew tranquil is anything but

What is this? The Sony PlayStation halftime show?

Is that DJ mustard?

Do you think they rehearsed this?

I call him Isaiah Pachinko