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fort nite

they need to invent a drink that makes me drunk really quick and tastes good

you could go to a million beaches you'd never find a prettier seashell or cooler rock

You cant be too full for kebab, food go to stomach, kebab go to heart.

i reckon i coulda pillaged real good if i was born some few hundred years ago

put me down like a damn dog

looking for oomfs? no. fate shall bring you to me. make haste

whenever i see another person with a pumpkinhead pfp i get real steamed. they dont do it like ymeou. they CANT do it like ymeou

suggested for me? just for me? okay 🙂

everyone is so miserable in england. that's the real reason guns are illegal here

over the course of perhaps 3 days i have become mentally disturbed

I am placing blocks.

welcome to awesome vlog: boba edition

The lack of gay crossdressing porn makes me upset

fond of little freaks and creatures, i'm

i HATE my wife

ohhh i think i'm miserable ohhh

i've never told a joke in my life it's all from the heart

call me bacchus

#HatsuneMiku But her Hands are Soppy and Wet

today i'm making some badass fucking dumplings

welcome to awesome vlog: cat photography edition

it seems when i get drunk i just promote worms armageddon . i am a shill. i sold out and didn't make any fuckin dosh off it.

forgive me my passionate hatred i am a sweet and loving boy

is it ok 2 want 2 kill my neighbours

i shouldnt be allowed out the house when am pissed

that hurt my feelings dude. i'm sorry but i'm removing your name from my worms armageddon team

my friends call me The Wasp because i am "incredibly annoying and wholly useless"

mummy won't let me play violent video games anymore because i've been "looking at the dog funny". what a bitch

i have a lot of deadly diseases - none are contagious so i can't even take anyone with me when i die. sick to my stomach in both senses