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yoadrianididit.bsky.social
Poet / Polski kurczak w amerykańskim stylu. / Chicago. Preorder: HAIR SHIRT https://malarkeybooks.com/store/hairshirt Buy: The Life of the Party is Harder to Find Until You're the Last One Around (Malarkey Books): https://bit.ly/3cTeXxH
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On top of everything, Silicon Valley tech dorks are making all of us drug users look bad

There's definitely a subset of men who heard Mr. Pink's "I don't tip" spiel and stopped tipping.

Watching Reservoir Dogs for the first time and I have to say, there is a distinct lack of dogs in this film.

It must be exhausting being a stan account. Every scrap of non-news has to be an earth-shattering event. Every detail a clue to some larger masterpiece being made just for you. The level of enthusiasm these people muster is pathological.

Ok pals, we got a reading going for the @malarkeybooks.bsky.social writers at #awp2025 on Wed., March 26 at 4100 Bar 5-6 pm more details to come, let’s friggin go bud!

The Monkey was a pretty great horror comedy—like a Final Destination film with an even more acerbic sense of humor. So many outrageous deaths to enjoy and two Theos James for the price of one! Rating: 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 (13 monkeys)

Il Papa John

Look at the dudes

Watched Ali Wong's Single Lady special this morning, because I missed a lot of the jokes when I saw her do this set at the Chicago Theater. A couple was sitting in front of me and spent the entire show breaking up.

Rewatched True Romance last night, which you can tell was written by Tarantino because of all the unnecessary racism that's shotgunned into all the character's dialogue.

This is literally the street I live on. I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.

This was great

you want some new chris poem here’s some new chris poem “hey chris did you write a poem about kayaking on the river you grew up in?” why yes i did write a poem about kayaking on the river i grew up in

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Impossible to convince someone they're using the term "gaslighting" incorrectly.

Here's a poem from HAIR SHIRT for no particular reason

Never not funny to have a long emotional therapy session, only to have your therapist tell you at the end that they're switching careers.

Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

"Almost all things want to float, dead bodies want to float, even dying bees that have been open for business." Percival Everett

Tadeusz Ròżewicz

Starting to ask podcasters if I can be on. If anyone wants an eARC and would potentially provide a review ahead or in conjunction with release (10/1/25) we’d happily furnish an ebook copy! If this doesn’t apply to you but you want to boost, I would virtually and vigorously nod in pleased approval.

One more time, with feeling

"Poland is dead and I am not already" Dorothea Lasky

The Chicago Tribune has just published a major feature on Trupa Trupa, our new music, and our U.S. tour. Let the mourners come. Let the mourners go. We’re on our way to Los Angeles. Tomorrow—the album release and the evening premiere concert.

I've been enjoying my afternoon routine of meditating for 20 minutes and then immediately chugging black coffee.

It's still bouncing in my head

Here's a poem from HAIR SHIRT for no particular reason

I heard like 5 seconds of Michael Jackson's Blood on the Dance Floor and now that song is going to be in my head for days.

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