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Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher.
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Need JD Vance to pay Nico Harrison a house call today.

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Told my waiter at breakfast "You hear about the pope? He died. Religion is over now." and the entire restaurant got up and cheered for atheism

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James, the world's most gullible sub:

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maggie gyllenhaal jake jorkinfoyer

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Outside in a lawn chair, watching squirrels go in and out of my neighbor's attic, having the time of my life.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

what is the government doing about cumtrails?

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

1995: your shampoo was Microplastics Plus. It had a thousand ingredients and smelled like someone febrezed a strip club 2025: your shampoo is Abner’s Dick. It’s a solid cube of pork fat and it costs $500

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I did the math a while back, it's entirely possible.

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

Hell of a shot and chaser with that last paragraph in Historical Results wikipedia.

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oh also, by the way, dead souled corporate woman referred to their work group text as a “grext” which broke my spine in 37 places

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To celebrate Easter, I will be betraying one of you.

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

"Mistaking their own dysfunctional households for biological functions" is exactly it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

For all the good girls who’ve been practicing how many eggs they can hold… tomorrow’s your day to shine!

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

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With just a quick upload to remove.bg you could shop anything going (in, or) out of this guy's mouth!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

we gotta pump those numbers

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Not even if there was butter and microwaved mashed banana.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I tried a slightly different situation

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As you celebrate this holy weekend, whatever you do…

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Not sure if there's all these birds going off or if the mockingbird is fooling the app

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