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yogurtlidthrills.bsky.social
An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Prefer not to interact with people under 24 on here. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb. https://ngl.link/zibbzabb2 35 MD
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I’ve never seen Bend It Like Beckham and I really want to

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Oh hello

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it's rare for me to post cock so here you go

submitted 13 hours ago • 15 comments

Snap (@zibbzabb) and DMs open

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Wild that I’m looking at downsizing and I can’t find a single place in the city where the mortgage+fees would be cheaper than what I’m paying now. And I live in a three story house in the city.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy #FCF, more of this on snap (@zibbzabb)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hello I would like one (1) load on my face, thank you for your consideration

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Hello I would like one (1) load on my face, thank you for your consideration

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Good morning ☀️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

here some morning bulge pics i posted as comments to something on main, but i feel they deserve their own moment

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

The Nerd: The Dick:

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

While yeah, it looks like #buddie is probably going to happen, I wonder if people have considered the possibility that the plan is indeed to write Eddie out of the show with this move.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like it’s immature of me that I cannot help but find it mildly funny and unsexy when a guy is doing dirty talk and refers to his cock as his “penis.” Like, yes I know that literally what it is. And yet.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Morning 😘

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Worth pointing out that there is a relationship between anti-DEI politics and anti-Department of Education politics not just because of the more basic conservatism, but also the fact that the top way the DOE funds schools is via funding programs meant to address inequality.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think we should normalize snot and boogers

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Tired morning face, but not too tired to thirst trap ☕️

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The old StarCraft custom map universe was really underrated. They basically created a video game engine and let us all use it. People made MOBAs and tower defense games and RPGs and poker simulators and more. Just thousands of little stories people were telling by using StarCraft units as puppets.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Bathroom Selfies are my favorite

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Legos, comic book stuff, and shirtlessness. This is who I’ve become.

submitted 69 days ago • 7 comments

I love my house 🙂

submitted 94 days ago • 100 comments

😡

submitted 20 days ago • 25 comments

Could use a good mouth rn

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Could use a good mouth rn

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Happy #FCF, more of this on snap (@zibbzabb)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

So hard and leaky... you want me?

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

Pokemon Red was my first handheld video game. I used to borrow my friend’s Game Boy, but then my sister stole it, was playing in the bathroom, and dropped it in the toilet. We had to buy my friend a new one, but then the toilet one started working and I was allowed to keep the toilet Game Boy.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Make me hard

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pre-pandemic boner vid 😇 enjoy

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

The answer to “What gets shorter as it gets older?” was “a candle”, but I said “telomeres” like some loser.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

The only way I’m making it through jury service is by pretending everyone else in this jury pool wants me carnally

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Happy #MonochromeMonday! #mcm

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments