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maybe one of my favorite videos of all time

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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quora is so insidious because you'll sign up to see the answers to "How do I disable the voice recognition feature on my specific TV" and then for eternity you'll get emails like "Are there bowling alleys on aircraft carriers?" and think ha what a dumb question. then you'll go well. are there

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

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Downloading more RAM

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"My cup runneth over" greedy ass

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Heartbreaking: User that posts a take you 100% agree with is completely insufferable by the sixth post in the thread

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brain: hey you know how you hate laughtracks and wonder why or how tv ever had them as such a widespread practice, like who could possibly need to be told, every single time, when a joke happened me: uh-huh brain: right. okay, so. bluesky discover feed replies me: me: ah.

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Cashing in the tickets I earned from playing stupid games for a plethora of stupid prizes

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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

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brand new diner serves coke the normal way

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Mixing DayQuil and NyQuil to acquire Quil

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Idk how people get good at ice skating I'm like a baby giraffe out there

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I mean it very sincerely that the main improvement of bsky over twitter is that i use it less and were i not pathetically internet-addicted, ideally I would not use it at all. fully radicalized against social media at this point

submitted 77 days ago • 13 comments

coal in ur stocking wasn’t such a bad present for those kids who worked all day in the mines could probably turn that into an afternoon off

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

If a fool and their money are soon parted, how did I just save 80% on a timeshare

submitted 81 days ago • 8 comments

Shit going down at United Dairy Farmers

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GARY I NEED ASPARTAME

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The first website that figures out how to mute images will make $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

um

submitted 83 days ago • 497 comments

When that trail has wooden bridge

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Credit to @alig88.bsky.social

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Someone brought in a basket of fruit at work which is pleasant except no one has any idea what to do with the Work Papaya. I've watched at least two people pick it up, stare at it for 5-10 seconds, and put it back down.

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registeel made out of snow

submitted 90 days ago • 34 comments

This website low-key blows but the bar is so low these days that it's pretty good by comparison

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“That’s the best way I thrive in life. To think that nothing is going to go right for me.” He grew up homeless, and cannot change the mentality that all created. On Ray Davis' blessing and curse: www.golongtd.com/p/i-let-moth...

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Met someone's two month old child and he flipped me off

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Traffic HATES Him! Local Imbecile Discovers How To Beat ALL Traffic (doing 70mph on the shoulder)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Took a professional exam today and this one had a French button on it for some reason

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Somehow went through a ten-pack of pencils in two months and I am still NOT ready for this professional exam in three days

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On CoolMath Games, there was a game called Coffee Shop. In this game, the weather was erratic: 70 degrees and sunny one day, 30 and snowing the next. This made no sense to me - no way weather changes that quickly! After living here for a year, I'm certain that Coffee Shop was located in Ohio.

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