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yolosaurusrex.bsky.social
Black metal is for posers
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Give me muscle mommies or give me death

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 6 days ago • 124 comments

And after three days, Jesus rolled back the stone on his goon cave and beheld the world. He looked to his followers and said "4/20 blaze it"

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Synthesis 😌

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Emperor, Grima, and now Secrets; Can't go wrong with "Nightside" in the album name #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky Secrets - Towards the Nightside mysticismproductions.bandcamp.com/album/toward...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

@westsidetyler.bsky.social hey asshole, love the videos

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Y'all ever just wake up to a new elderwind album? Can I get a hell yeah Elderwind - Older Than Ancient FFO: Atmoblack, Grima #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky elderwindband.bandcamp.com/album/older-...

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We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

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It's hard for me to get into death metal, but when it's got that immense skull crushing sound, I'm ride or die Cosmic Putrefaction - Towards the Horizons Which Splendor Withers #deathmetal #deathmetalsky #metal #metalsky i-voidhangerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-ho...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB also includes the fun police

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We have such cakes to show you. Found on that BookFace place. Oh, it did make me cackle. 🤣

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This looks sick as fuck #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #dissection

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Wake up, babe, new flavor just dropped 🐛🍇

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

NSFW content

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Happy day after Trans day of visibility! Or as I like to call today, Trans day of revenge To all my trans homies: buy a gun and learn to use it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get forklift certified

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This is gonna look sick as fuck #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #dissection

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

#metalsky

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Dear anyone in a relationship with a conservative, Stop fucking them and leave them. You'll be happier with someone who cares about you as a human Dear women, The male loneliness epidemic is self-inflicted, get out there and do your best to make it worse lmao

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Every time a cyber truck catches on fire an angel gets its wings 🙏🙏🙏

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let "barely functioning" be the enemy of "probably good enough"

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

#hellyeah

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta figure out how to get forklift certified

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.

submitted 44 days ago • 267 comments

What do you think his routine is? #goals

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

If you still have people in your life who voted for Trump, make fun of them to their faces. Be merciless. They never deserve sympathy or compassion again. This is all going to be their fault and they deserve to have their faces rubbed in it

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Old school heavy metal like Black Sabbath. Not my usual type of music but I love it Green Lung - Black Harvest FFO: Black Sabbath, pagans killing Christians #metal #metalsky greenlung.bandcamp.com/album/black-...

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn those are some nice mushrooms

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

submitted 44 days ago • 381 comments

Welcome to America, land of the free. Just don't be mean to this specific brand of car or we'll send you to the forever dungeon

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Climb the corporate ladder by SWATing everyone more productive than you and your boss

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Every fucking time I ever even touch raw bacon I end up feeling like the Lady Macbeth of pig fat

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Get yourself a gun before they won't let you. Learn to use it, and don't give them the opportunity to victimize you. Unless you voted for this, then you can go fuck yourself and follow your leader. youtube.com/shorts/Xnqyd...

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You can allegorize my cave

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LeVar Burton places the 26th letter on the board. "Dread it, run from it, literacy arrives all the same."

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Arm the trans homies. It's better to be judged by twelve of your queers than carried by six

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Every measles infection, every dead kid, every lifelong disability from complications - all of it is going to be RFK jr's fault. What a dogshit country, full of the dumbest most hateful people on the planet. Jesus fucking Christ

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Certified banger. I am a cheap slut for accordions in black metal Grima - Nightside FFO: atmoblack, folk #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky grima.bandcamp.com/album/nights...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

YOUR TINGLEVERSE SENTIENT VEHICLE DREAM DATE HAS ARRIVED LETS FIND OUT WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU BUCKAROO

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Spank me harder Laoganmommy

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

We stan a dead king or two

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Pasiphae had to give her son the "bulls and the bees" talk

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I see the cop's gun

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

You're a Muslim because apostasy is a death sentence and you're too afraid to stand up for your human rights. I'm a Muslim because I like the big cube <3 We are not the same

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Bruh asparagus pee

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all catch the Superbowl halftime show? Me neither. Kendrick seems like a cool guy though. Anyway, here's something I do like FFO: USBM, I think? Whatever. You people don't pay me to know what I'm talking about. Solar Cross - To the Ever Gleaming Pinnacle of Timeless Mastery #blackmetal #metal

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments