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Black metal is for posers
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Me when I see the cop's gun

You're a Muslim because apostasy is a death sentence and you're too afraid to stand up for your human rights. I'm a Muslim because I like the big cube <3 We are not the same

Bruh asparagus pee

Y'all catch the Superbowl halftime show? Me neither. Kendrick seems like a cool guy though. Anyway, here's something I do like FFO: USBM, I think? Whatever. You people don't pay me to know what I'm talking about. Solar Cross - To the Ever Gleaming Pinnacle of Timeless Mastery #blackmetal #metal

You're not allowed in the black metal club if you haven't at least listened to one of the best albums of all time Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky #dissection youtu.be/bCp6N7xjH-A?...

On the scale of Brat to Girlboss, where does psychogenic death fall?

Mood

Y'all really need to be following Pearlmania on here

What nutrients or vitamins is my body lacking if all I can think about is barbecue I'm salivating at the thought of smoked brisket and I'm not even hungry Is it an iron deficiency or something?

Screaming into the void

Bloedmaan - Castle inside the Eclipse FFO: Antzaat, Ars Venificium, spooky purple castle black metal #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky digital.immortalfrostproductions.com/album/castle...

Holy fucking goddamn it sucks losing a cat

Do yourself a favor and don't sleep on this FFO: emperor, symphonic black metal, Sweden #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky Trolldom - I Nattens Sken mysticismproductions.bandcamp.com/album/i-natt...

Oh man it sure would be a devious prank if someone were to DM me pictures of Scarlett Johansson's feet covered in birthday cake

If you like it raw, but with like a 10% cascadian atmosphere that Wolves in the Throne Room does, you're gonna love Iron Firmament. Plus, their whole discography is only like $14 #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky Iron Firmament - Cascadian Tactics

Eeeeyyyy it got delivered a day early Saor - Amongst the Ruins #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky #vinyl

Velma fucks, dude. She's a freak

Apropos of nothing, how many 9/11 jokes is too many?

"Sir, a second dancer has hit the dougie"

I know Saor's new album is coming out soon, but in the meantime, check out this FFO: Saor obviously, big landscapes Ortha - В​о​з​в​р​а​щ​е​н​и​е #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky orthabm.bandcamp.com/album/-

Like, zoinks Scoob! They hit the P-p-p-pentagon

I like my women like I like my bumblebees Covered in pollen, dancing to tell me where food is, and will headbutt me into submission if I disagree with her

Picked up an old moonsorrow CD I didn't have, now I'm listening to all their discography. If you're a fan of Black/Folk or Black/Pagan, check them out #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky youtu.be/f58W7tYUBNU?...

For when you want that blazebirth hall sound without supporting those shitheads from blazebirth hall Sanguine Eagle - Individuation FFO: Branikald, Forest, Star Temple #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky sanguineeagle.bandcamp.com/album/indivi...

This is the album Nosferatu would blast pulling up in a muscle car before saying "get in. we're smoking meth, doing donuts in a church parking lot, and throwing bricks at cop cars" It'll be the best night of your life Arnaut Pavle - Transylvanian Glare #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky

If the word "fuck" was is the Bible once, where would it be

I'm so fucking tired of people saying "fake Christian" every fucking time one of them does something reprehensible. These people are Christians. This is what their religion drives them to do and enables them.

He’s Führious.

So fucking glad we're spending $500 BILLION of our tax dollars on ai data centers so tech bros oligarchs can shit this into our mouths

This was the moment I knew I was ride or die for Hbomberguy.

Where are all my unhinged lone wolf with an AR-15 and a manifesto full of grievances about capitalism girlies?

Y'all up on that Lovecraft metal? Absolutely love their guitar tone The Great Old Ones - Kadath #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky #lovecraft thegreatoldonessom.bandcamp.com/album/kadath

Coming in hot with the old-school-face-melting-blazing-fast riffs In Battle - The Rage of the Northmen FFO: Immortal #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky nomadsnakepit.bandcamp.com/album/the-ra...

Really impressed with this impulse buy Burial Hordes - Ruins #deathmetal #deathmetalsky #metal #metalsky #blackmetal #blackmetalsky burialhordesdm.bandcamp.com/album/ruins

Get ready for Feb 28th. And make sure to listen to their whole discography too Havukruunu - havukruunu ja talvenvarjo #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky havukruunu.bandcamp.com/track/havukr...

Me af

Do yourself a favor and listen to their whole discography. Especially if you're a fan of Lovecraft's work Sulphur Aeon - Seven Crowns and Seven Seals #blackmetal #blackmetalsky #deathmetal #deathmetalsky #metal #metalsky sulphuraeon-vanrecords.bandcamp.com/album/seven-...

Petition to rename the Granny Smith apple to GILF

Wait you're telling me the police union backed a felon instead of a career prosecutor? And then the felon pardoned the J6 terrorists like he said he would while campaigning? And now the cops are mad at him? Lol Lmao, even Cops are fucking stupid. Jesus Christ.

Ey girl, how long your femur at

I saw tiktok saying how if they don't make Rouge the Bat caked in the next sonic movie, tucker carlson will probably get mad about it. I cannot stop thinking about this.

Well the silver lining on the whole thing is now conservatives can't deny he's a Nazi. So we're making progress kind of