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just got up from a nap how's #Astros going

linkedin is a fundamentally humiliating experience

Today is my birthday... I'm 34 years old. And I'm celebrating it from Gaza, under bombardment, displacement,and the pain of separation. But I'm still here,I'm still breathing,I'm still hoping. If you'd like to send me a gift, even the simplest one means the world: gofund.me/ef19d906 Love, Heba|Gaza

dog does not want food he craves toy violence and being told "ooo tough boy look how dangerous you are"

GUESS WHAT I FIXED #ASTROS WIN

it's beautiful

holy shit #astros

my sister sent me this for siblings day which is a little fucked up honestly

1am homesickness curse

🥕🍸 #astros

#ASTROS WIN WHAT A COMEBACK LETS GOOOOO

COMEBACK COMPLETE!!! #ASTROS WIN!!! #HOUvsMIN #MLB #TWINS #BUILTFORTHIS

why won't #astros win clip post 😞

HOUSTON IS GOING TO ITS FIRST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME SINCE 1984! #FinalFour #ForTheCity

anyways my brother visited so my merch made it up

Houston the greatest city on earth

HOUSTON

WE FUCKING DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT GO HOME DUKE. YOU FOUGHT WEEK, BUT GO THE FUCK HOME. THE MOTHERFUCKING COUGARS JUST PUNCHED THEIR TICKET TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GO. FIGHT. WIN! #GOCOOGS

[setting down my horns momentarily] COOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

WHOOOOOOOSE HOUSE!!!!!!!

COOGS COOGS COOGS COOGS

this would be bad for my 401k if i had one

i did not know at the time but this was a threat

actually im normal

These tariffs are tough, but fair.

memories ♥️

pissed pretty good today can't wait for the next piss

#Astros depressing share good news like did you know Jeff Rosenstock and PUP announced a joint tour? pretty cool

yordan my beloved #astros

Oh no we stink again #Astros

pain eternal #astros

apparently the Astros win video didn't and still won't post but pretend I posted it

i went to UT but my grandma went to UH and she taught me gambling and the importance of having a beer fridge in your room so UH is cooler

go coogs