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Down 2-0 in a series against Toronto and going to OT in game 3 at home

eventually I'll make one with so much jpg compression that it'll become self aware and gain scp status

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 460

I am both for and against toronto hockey tonight and it's really doing my head in ngl

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "I hope the Leafs win the Cup, at least it will be a Canadian team"

the queens final 5 words in her diary were actually "Sens Stanley Cup Winners 202-" but the last number wasn't legible bc she passed :/

the sens are in session

I am outraged by the unjust arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka earlier this afternoon outside of Delaney Hall in Newark. I am calling for his immediate release by federal law enforcement.

This is the mayor of the largest city in New Jersey, who was just last week offering vocal and unflinching support for trans people and calling out Democrats for cowardice and inaction. This is fucking horrifying.

The arrest of Mayor Baraka is an escalation from ICE. New Jersey passed a state law prohibiting immigration detention centers. Despite the will of the voters, ICE has tried every avenue to expand detention in the state.

okay listen I had to double check there wasn't something wrong because I am so sorry but surely there are less blurry photos out there to pick from

they want customers, not supporters

National coach Harold Kreis is saying Go Sens Go:

Well, guess tapping the sign isn’t enough for these culture vultures! Time to remind this corporate shill SG that bullying does in fact work 🤷🏽👀 youtu.be/YInx02IRWfc?...

They actively hate their fans. We are annoying. We won't drop stuff. We hold them accountable and don't let them get away with shit. They want us to go away so they can replace us with people who will let stuff slip. This isn't about bringing in new fans. Its about replacing their fanbase

🗣️ “the type of fans they want are not the type of fans they have” In addition to the Unwell FC foolishness another example is how hard they go main character energying t*** m** at every opportunity while entirely ignoring an entire SG (that built the culture he is benefiting from) in the process

"We had a very good and detailed conversation during our NHL trip. It's all the more pleasing that his participation in the World Cup is now working out." They really told the Sens thank you for losing so fast we needed this guy here ASAP

As NSL supporters groups we posted a collective statement in solidarity of trans athletes and the broader trans community, & asked the league & teams to reaffirm their support & commitment to inclusion. I’m proud to support a league that within 24 hours has publicly and privately shown their support

timmy just always looks at least mildly panicked at all times no matter what team he's on huh

that's one of MY ottawa senators right there

Timmy's going to the Worlds

Wrestling is cool because sometimes the story is two people try and commit actual murder and it leads to a wrestling match and then when someone wins they just go hate other people for a while.

they can be in our mentions as much as they want but they can never take the woke marxist chicago pope posting away from us and I think that's beautiful

If I had to rank popes by how likely they were to have tweeted the f-slur about mike green in 2010 I think I know the top 3

the idea that bluesky can't handle jokes is overblown and pushed by the same people who call it an echo chamber but that very vocal subset of the most oblivious and annoying people/bots you've ever seen really isn't helping our reputation and that is why we must continue to mock them at every turn

post: I was just robbed at gunpoint blueskyreply.exe: oh? had an encounter with our Felon in Chief, did you?

You either support porn creators and sex workers or you support fascism. Support of one is directly opposed to support of the other. It's really that simple. That goes for you libs with "NO PORN" in your fuckin bio. I see you dipshits.

on that note the day that bluesky gets follower/following exclusive quoting is the day I can stop periodically saying mutuals if you ever wanna quote one of my posts just lemme know this is to avoid escaping containment more than anything

actually I'll admit I'm not strong enough I do not possess the true poster's heart this is is gonna stay contained to the yolowoho exclusive crowd

the worst thing to happen to modern society was the baby shark song going mainstream

bluesky is great because if I post something like "the worst thing to happen to modern society was the baby shark song going mainstream" with unrestricted replies a deluge of bluemaga will earnestly tell me "THAT'S not the worst thing the REAL worst thing is xyz" and only some of them will be bots