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Jets yearn for the sea floor

Nobody does it like Eartha Kitt

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

So, I know that the Met Gala gives big Hunger Games energy. That analogy is warranted given everything going on in the world. However, I’d like to take a moment to gently remind people that the event really does support artisans, public history, and preservation. It’s not just about celebs.

wild to me that people will post about something they don’t care about. you sure don’t sound like someone that doesn’t care!

I understand the impulse to hate on the #MetGala and the opulence of it all while the world burns. But also art and fashion and creativity and individuality are all things fascists can’t abide. Not to mention this was a night celebrating Black fashion. More than one thing can be true at a time.

Love lounging George in pink

Lot happened in that race!

Presumably some people have gone to both kentucky derby and Miami gp this weekend

learned last night that hosting a big house party is like a drug. you can change clothes if you want because you live there. or you can throw a box of pastries into the center of the room and watch everyone descend on it like pigeons

well well well, if it isnt my old arch nemesis, More Than One Minor Inconvenience

What is happening at 3:30am that my brain is so excited to wake me up for every night? 😑

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

Cabbage makes many things better

i do this all the time too except the glass in the other room is half-empty

@magpie.tips seem The Residence on netflix? Detective solves a murder with the power of birding

That reverse grid race did not disappoint! So many battles up and down the field but Ella Lloyd made it count and secured the win when it mattered. Congratulations on your first race win in F1 Academy, Ella! 🏆

Need it to be the weekend quite urgently

Find someone who looks at you the way nurses look at my veiny witch hands when they are prepping for blood collection

I can't even see the original post but this is too good not to share far and wide.

The first f1 gp at a time of day I can watch live but I'm out of town 😅

@blueprincegame.bsky.social can I ask when you expect to make this colorblind accessible? My friend can't play - even if you put aside like the utility room, he's on extra hard mode since he can't see the billiards puzzle. Thx

The problem is scrolling brings me joy!!! Sometimes you see a video of a guy writing a symphony based on the sound of a grilling mushroom and you can’t take that away from me!!!!!

hi here’s your regular reminder that fat JD Vance memes are extremely mean to fat people. size is not a moral failing, and making fat jokes about a fascist is fucking RICH because what ideology can we think of that pushes impossible appearance standards on everyone?!

Sometimes I think about Ertha Kitt and I'm just happy

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

Every detail in this is amazing

So excited for the new Islanders game to come out. Playing the demo seriously removed all the stress from my body 🧘‍♀️

Cancelling all my meetings.

I LOVE the Haas livery!! It's so sick!! #F1

I think the text that appears to dissuade you from using hints in Case of the Golden Idol should also be presented before you’re allowed to reply to someone’s Bluesky post

Games that start with subtitles ON for their cinematic bits that come before any ability to adjust settings 🥰 these devs WILL see the light of heaven

I keep thinking about the season of taskmaster where the comedians are let loose to play in an empty airport n how that would fix me

when you put your car's window down it disappears into the window dimension, and when you put it back up a totally different window appears

Do not let the world look away. Keep fighting, keep telling our stories—until Palestine is free." - For the last time, Hossam Shabat, from northern Gaza. 23 and he knew to leave a death note.

Alright: I have to get a job in Los Angeles. I am out of time and my salary goal is low and I’ll do anything. My resume is 10 years of feature writing and four years in film/TV development. Nothing has panned out, not even retail. What do I do?