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yorksterbad.bsky.social

*Taken* U.S. Army Veteran Antifa AF Rebel Scum 🚫DMs. I DON'T EVEN DM TO TELL YOU TO LOOK AT MY BIO, WHERE IT SAYS “🚫DMs.” 🚫African "Princes." 🚫Crypto Clowns. 🚫Porn bullshit. 🚫Illuminatifucks and DEFINITELY 🚫MAGAdicks. Don’t even fucking try.

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maga is just a suckastic fucktangle of flufftastic cuckeroos

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half of America doesn’t know wtf an autocracy is and why it’s a bad thing

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

at this point every fuckin thing Susan Collins says is an onion headline…

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i don't really have a six-pack. it's more like a keg

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yeah. those sick birds gotta go

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is anyone on here still dealing with the trauma of having grown up in a home in which there was a pair of 'good scissors'?

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it's fucking funny that the assholes who are telling me to 'get over' the 2024 election results still haven't gotten over the results of the civil war

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"you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half hour to 45 minutes' worth of diggin. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin night."

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

😊 theonion.us17.list-manage.com/track/click?...

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

i wish stephen king would write a book about ivanka, don jr, and eric. he could call it children of the cornhole. (fucken autocorrect)

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

REMEMBER THIS: No political party in the history of this planet has been more obsessed with other people's junk than the republican party in 2025. These fuckers are just CREEPY.

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the real reason I don't do McDonalds anymore is that i damn near leave my lunch in my seat when i get up to go

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he forgot "dumbfuck".

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jesus, i got a chuckle outta that one...

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magae are just out there losing what's left of their minds because the female preacher on their TV machine was repeating the same kind of stuff jesus said and it hurt their feefeez because NO ONE, not jesus or god or ANYONE gets to contradict the words of their lord and savior donald J fucking trump

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

fuckin mainstream media is supposed to cover the STORIES, not cover for the dudes IN the stories. WTAF

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he ain’t done SHIT for the price of eggs except make it go up. fucken lyin asshole

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I been bingein yellowstone and couldn’t help but notice that rip ALWAYS has a facial expression that looks like he’s in the first 10 seconds or so of a digital colorectal exam because after 10 seconds or so it’s not really all that bad

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Sinema's Enema @jonibloni.bsky.social just followed me back and i'm over here just fuckin DYIN lol

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

The Church must BOW to tRump, their lord and savior!

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

WHERE’S THE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO LOWER THE PRICE OF MY FUCKEN EGGS YOU LYIN ASSHOLE!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

we should obviously dump twitler, fakebook, instagram, etc. asap. but we should also FIERCELY defend bluesky from Nazi interference.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

the last time i “debated” a Nazi, i patiently waited for him to open his mouth and I shouted, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, STUPID”, then IMMEDIATELY declared victory. this is the way

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’M not calling tRump a Nazi. His fellow NAZIS are.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It would have made more sense for tRump to declare it “The Gulf of Micropeen”, since THAT is obviously the real issue with him.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

IT’S BEEN 24 DAMN HOURS WHERE’S MY CHEAPER FUCKEN EGGS?!!!

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maga is just a suckastic fucktangle of flufftastic cuckeroos

half of America doesn’t know wtf an autocracy is and why it’s a bad thing

at this point every fuckin thing Susan Collins says is an onion headline…

i don't really have a six-pack. it's more like a keg

yeah. those sick birds gotta go

is anyone on here still dealing with the trauma of having grown up in a home in which there was a pair of 'good scissors'?

it's fucking funny that the assholes who are telling me to 'get over' the 2024 election results still haven't gotten over the results of the civil war

"you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half hour to 45 minutes' worth of diggin. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin night."

😊 theonion.us17.list-manage.com/track/click?...

i wish stephen king would write a book about ivanka, don jr, and eric. he could call it children of the cornhole. (fucken autocorrect)

REMEMBER THIS: No political party in the history of this planet has been more obsessed with other people's junk than the republican party in 2025. These fuckers are just CREEPY.

the real reason I don't do McDonalds anymore is that i damn near leave my lunch in my seat when i get up to go

he forgot "dumbfuck".

jesus, i got a chuckle outta that one...

magae are just out there losing what's left of their minds because the female preacher on their TV machine was repeating the same kind of stuff jesus said and it hurt their feefeez because NO ONE, not jesus or god or ANYONE gets to contradict the words of their lord and savior donald J fucking trump

fuckin mainstream media is supposed to cover the STORIES, not cover for the dudes IN the stories. WTAF

he ain’t done SHIT for the price of eggs except make it go up. fucken lyin asshole

I been bingein yellowstone and couldn’t help but notice that rip ALWAYS has a facial expression that looks like he’s in the first 10 seconds or so of a digital colorectal exam because after 10 seconds or so it’s not really all that bad

Sinema's Enema @jonibloni.bsky.social just followed me back and i'm over here just fuckin DYIN lol

The Church must BOW to tRump, their lord and savior!

WHERE’S THE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO LOWER THE PRICE OF MY FUCKEN EGGS YOU LYIN ASSHOLE!!!

we should obviously dump twitler, fakebook, instagram, etc. asap. but we should also FIERCELY defend bluesky from Nazi interference.

the last time i “debated” a Nazi, i patiently waited for him to open his mouth and I shouted, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, STUPID”, then IMMEDIATELY declared victory. this is the way

I’M not calling tRump a Nazi. His fellow NAZIS are.

It would have made more sense for tRump to declare it “The Gulf of Micropeen”, since THAT is obviously the real issue with him.

IT’S BEEN 24 DAMN HOURS WHERE’S MY CHEAPER FUCKEN EGGS?!!!

as i tapped the “block” button, i DISTINCTLY remember thinking, “THAT asshole OBVIOUSLY didn’t bother to read my bio…”

why do they all look like blowup dolls?

Sam Jackson's GOT this one...

fuck felon47

ready for tomorrow...

my plan for inauguration day is to simply repost this gif several times...