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TRUMP: but you didnt roll them. We were very nice, we gave you the uber, we set it all up, VANCE: I had the phlogistinator TRUMP: we had the buff banner too! And you didnt get their sentry, you, frankly, ZELENSKY: mr president- TRUMP: frankly you played like an f2p in there

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NEOSOVIET OFFICER: SOCIALISM IS FOR NEW SOVIET MEN. YOU ARE NOT A MAN. OR EVEN HUMAN. EXPLAIN YOUR DESIRE TO JOIN US YOU: A: NEOSOVS DONT MULCH ROBOTS. I LIKE NOT BEING MULCHED B: HAIL LENIN OR WHATEVER. CAN I HAVE A GUN C: I BET YOU'RE REALLY HANDSOME UNDER THAT BALACLAVA

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SMOKIN HARD ON THOSE K-SPACE SEMIOTICS. PERCS HITTING ME SO HARD I WOKE UP IN NEO-CHINA. I ARRIVED FROM THE FUTURE CONDUCTIN FOUCAULTIAN CYBER WARFARE TACTICS ON THE OPPS TILL THEIR SORRY DNA METASTASIZED INTO A NEW SPECIES OF SCHIZOPHRENIC BACTERIAL LIFE FORM. FUCK EM

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id like to be on the left but unfortunately sometimes people on that side say silly things about stuff. they might be people on the internet or teenagers or I might have imagined it. But I do really believe that if we work within the Volksgemeinschaft, for positive change, then,

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hello mr land sorry if i startled you i am also on twitter posting about things i have political opinions too theyre a little out there you might say. haha. anyway here is a printed out copy of my manifesto "bataillian-leninist horizons in warhammer 40,000: a manifesto"

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its an irony that goes back to Mussolini, but one that hasnt been so apparent since; the basis of this type of politics is a return, aspiring to a lost ideal of traditional, mythical masculine humanity, and yet its biggest advocates are the most idiotic, embarrassing freaks

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spec ops delta force omega level US soldier with P-90 riding in an osprey: we're a special task force. For a new kind of threat me, pulling up a blurry picture of ET on my Apple iPad: the target says he wants to phone home spec ops delta force, cocking weapon: not on my watch

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One casual skill held by comic book writers is writing in a shared universe - eg a clumsy line like "don't you remember that Eddie Brock is Spiderman now?", a "See Spider-War #37! - Ed" text box, and we're done - and its very clear no one doing gigs for the MCU can handle this

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its so funny that the hulk and the thing exist in the same setting. "my monstrous form is testament to the demons of my deeply-tortured psyche i wish i could just die" vs "geez stretcho if i aint busy clobberin guys you reckon you could make me a normal fella again???"

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xi jinping reading his daily intelligence briefing, leaning forward "so the Americans put the car guy in charge?" his advisors clarifying that no, trump is president. "but the car guy is in charge now? the car guy?" his advisors clarifying that yes, the car guy. Xi frowning

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sorry Scott im not reading this because the version I made up in my head is way cooler

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Im at this Buddhist temple and this old man is trying to show a parakeet a funny video on his phone

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huge mistake to stop making gamers feel ashamed of their stupid geek shit. I played six hours of shogun 2 yesterday and that doesn't entitle me to talk like im bin laden in 2001 declaring war on the Woke Empire. I should be beaten and whipped for my sins

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the last years of the Vermansk Socialist Republic. Marxist scholar Dr. Martin-Stucker and her close comrade the dissident writer Salome Blucher offer some theoretical criticism of a famous book. their notes on the text discuss marxism, revisionism, and whether or not they are in love.

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the last years of the Vermansk Socialist Republic. Marxist scholar Dr. Martin-Stucker and her close comrade the dissident writer Salome Blucher offer some theoretical criticism of a famous book. their notes on the text discuss marxism, revisionism, and whether or not they are in love.

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accelerationism is just the feeling you get the first time you see the McDonald's girl in the fifth element

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Trump remembers the Undertaker. Ghostbusters. He's tired. They're making him sign something? He's thinking about Golden Girls. Musk brings him a thirteen year old boy, says this is BasedPrussian, from 𝕏, he's handling Iran now. Sure, Trump mumbles. Grimace from McDonald's

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That's right

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the Bolshevik century is defined by mania; by horror and wonder. the deep wound Lenin carved into the human psyche no longer bleeds but has left a knotted scar. But looking at the post-bolshevik world which has learned nothing we must assume that next time it will be deeper

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president johnson: do you think the president actually runs this country? the truth is...it's woke. raiden: woke??? president johnson: woke, DEI, political correctness...a hidden movement to control America. don't believe me? when was the last time you said a slur? raiden: ...

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Henry III: my dear son. we have figured out how to stop that vile Simon de Montfort Edward: (I hope its invading Scotland and not another bloody shrine to Edward the fucking Confessor) yes father? Henry III: well we have built many shrines to sainted Edward. Tis true. But

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its the end of 2024! And I want to repost my favourite stuff I wrote. number one is THE FIRST WAR, a sad, horny story about a first world war that never ended and a nurse wandering the abyss of No Man's Land. Type of thing the UK makes me write lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2024/08/08/t...

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venom is possibly the greatest fictional character ever. Far greater than anyone from a Russian novel. but he should not be in comic books because comic books do not understand his sexual potential

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best fun stalin fact from kotkin so far is this period in 1915 where Lenin forgets what Stalin's name is

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Eisenhower at his desk studying two battle plans for invading Germany, Patton's (logical but there's an extensive and vulgar bit about going on to fight Russia next?) and Montgomery's (a series of crude drawings of American commanders committing sexual acts on one another)

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me: so ive bought a new history book whoever: whats it on? something to do with WW2? Haha me getting really mad and lying: no its about medieval france

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Edward I of England had two nicknames and one was "longshanks" because he was such a tall funny lookin fella and the other was "hammer of the Scots" because of extreme and horrifying violence

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in the city of Canton an orphan does errands for the triads. the KMT won the chinese civil war. her father might be made of electricity? her friend has been taken by foreigners and she is angry and has a hammer. its CANTONESE ELECTRIC GODS lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2025/01/23/c...

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call me Edward longshanks the way im hammering this scotch

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bad news everybody. Age of empires II

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Elon Musk would have made a great WWII era Nazi. A backstabbing, amphetamine addicted moron and a fraudulent industrialist. He'd be the guy who gets locked out of the bunker and the red army would do cartoon violence to him

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if nothing else, take solace in the fact that musks sickly bloated frame surely wont be able to handle the thrill of pretending hes foundation from the foundation series forever

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four years of kethead nerd and senile conman making things worse. But like all fascists they're instinctive. Basically non sentient. Fault lies with those who spent the decade plus since the crash propping up deeply sick systems for so long they caught the dumbest virus possible

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I haven't seen all of David Lynch's work but twin peaks, fire walk with me and the return have been hugely important to me and I think together make up one of the finest American works of art, definitive and awe-inspiring. RIP

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The future - an endless war between aliens and humanity. A meeting between one alien and one human promises something else - mecha violence, sexual tension, and perhaps, somewhere in there, some kind of hope of peace? it's all here in SUNKISSER lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2025/01/16/s...

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the future is here. are you going to be a based trad musk-duganist falun gong adjacent neoreactionary fascist or a pro-capital socialism with Chinese characteristics Lee Kuan Kew Thought post-liberal Marxist-Keynesian accelerationist? you can't kill yourself

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from what I understand being a bad person is actually really difficult unless you pull off this one simple trick - self-delusion - in which case it becomes way easier than anything else. But you also don't get to ever enjoy an unblemished moment for the rest of your existence

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the thing about the neil gaiman article is its always the fucking same deal with these guys. saying "bitch call me master" one second and "oh oh i need therapy the allegations! the hurtful allegations!" the next. theres nothing more vile than apparently successful men

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There's a point in your life, around your thirties, where you just get a bit tired of japan

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rebellious vassal: but this was a surprise attack. You knew we were coming? How?? his fair and just overlord: did you forget that I am

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Don Quixote: Sancho, my boy! Exciting news! These gentlemen who have been waylaid by bandits require the service of a knight to recover their stolen precious gems from that nobles manor 'pon yonder hill! Sancho, taking a long drag of his cigarette:....fuck, man

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traineee justiciar: hark, blackguard! youres abominable crimes are countless and many- mentor justiciar: hisse crimes be countless AND many?

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author writing "she leant towards the great barbarian amorously" and pausing and going hmm and chewing on his pen a bit then giving a gasp of enlightenment and following it up with "and she took off her bra and her boobs were there"

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