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Yeah it is weird.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok I haven’t been to Dunkin in a while but wtf is this? Did they accidentally give me a mini donut or have they shrinkflationed their donuts 50%!?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

The support this announcement received was so nice to read! Times are tough and the fact that I get to spend the majority of my days trying to make people laugh and working for a cause I believe in (dick jokes) is one of the very few things helping me keep it together. Thanks all!

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

For my husband birthday I told him I think catapults are better instruments of siege than trebuchets and will let him explain why I am wrong.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Ok, ok, you can stop begging for it. We animated the rap! If you're not listening to The DoggzZone this week, you're missing this!

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Just out here trying to follow my dreams.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

People think they know what TikTok romance novels are but they are actually this:

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

What is the Grinch’s occupation?

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

Guess imma die.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

An embarrassing thing about me is I loved this movie so much as a teenager that I know every word to every song on the sound track include the Dujour songs and I still listen to this soundtrack all the friggin time. It holds up.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

I’m a Circus Of The Stars super fan!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Hell yeah I love the idea of falling in love as an act of rebellion.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

@youknowlydia.bsky.social found another Archie knockoff at the bottom of a bin of comics marked DO NOT something; the rest was smudged, so I guess we'll never know what it could have said. It's DC's Date With Debbi. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/nerd...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The only people I block on TikTok are people who put Greek fucking yogurt in an otherwise perfectly good dip. Monsters. All of them.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Honestly everyone is too woke these days! I can’t even tell a man that I want to visit his premium majestic picklery without getting in trouble. It’s a compliment!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Which is a weirder choice: Cheeseburger with bear ears no additional limbs, OR bear with pineapple body all limbs?

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

We now have a fan made explainer for 1900hotdog.com and it really gets me! I am an expert in Garfield obsessed sociopaths! If you somehow don't know me from there you should check out the powerpoint. It's great! docs.google.com/presentation...

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Miracle: The best Civil War satire written by Dennard Dayle in 2025 is on preorder sale: bit.ly/4hs9vU9

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Uh oh guys. Someone on TikTok called me a “city female who needs Ozempic and has terrible opinions” so obviously I have to quit my lil comedy job and just kidding I came.

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments

Guess who found a raktajino mug at a Florida farmers market!

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

So excited to share the gospel of Green Porno with everyone!

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

We will continue to analyze the mind-boggling Bigfoot show Mountain Monsters until God Himself comes down to stop us. We just covered their two-part hunt of the "Raven Mocker" and you cannot possibly imagine where they go with this. Or maybe you can. Links in first reply:

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

Look if we can just call it whatever I’m renaming The Gulf Of Mexico, Gregory.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

If you're not listening to Bigfeets, the premier Mountain Monsters rewatch podcast you are missing out!

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Today I woke up late, made myself a cup of french press coffee, warmed up a homemade banana chocolate chip muffin, and sat down at my computer to write funny little piss jokes like an absolute clown.

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

When I hit 1K followers I will do this. Sorry I’m used to a more visual medium. It’s a silly dance. You would love it.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

My God the shade at the end of this article from The Cut! You love to see it.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My most upsetting work to date and that REALLY means something if you know my past work.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

If trans women aren’t women why are they so good at women’s most important job making men angry?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Has my husband discovered a hack to get me out of bed at a decent time on the weekends by making me a little breakfast? Or have I discovered a hack for getting a little breakfast?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

What is the best shape for fried cheese and why is it triangle? If you get triangle fried cheese you know you’re in for it.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments