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I’m bout in tears watching this Cole MSG concert. My dawg man

I ain’t been on here in a good lil minute cause I’ve been playing house. But the catfishers and scammers been going dummy in my dms

I got my man back lmfaooo. Nigga wasn’t about to leave me during Christmas. No sir. Come on and lay down now

This is the only time of year I can be happy and broke. Cause I’m about to make a lot of people I love smile with these gifts! 🫶🏽

Handsome af but he he’s a bum. A fuckin bum

Is it beer before liquor or liquor before beer?

Ate all my fries from 5Guys in the car and now I’m too full to eat my burger. 😞

Good morning. I’m ignoring this “Service Tire Press” notification in my car today. If I catch a flat I just catch a flat hell

Y’all I done drunk a bottle of wine. Please look over me. I’m about to do some fuckin venting

I’m a walking damn contradiction. Cause I’m a hopeless romantic but I don’t believe in “soul mates”. And I wanna spend the rest of my life with one person but I get bored??? Like girl….

The devil really comes in the form of PCOS cause like, the torture???

Alright y’all catch auntie up. What is sky island honey?

I will never be freaky enough to let anyone spit or drool in my mouth dawg.

we can tongue kiss for hrs but you out yo rabbit ass mind if u think I’m catching a loogie like it’s Hibachi

Okay so I didn’t know Captain D’s has potato soup now and… it slaps

And the hair was hair’n honey

i shoot my shot telepathically, you’re supposed to just KNOW smh.

Black Friday and Cyber Monday basically don’t exist anymore. I’ve had things in my cart from different places for about a week. Thursday to today, they jacked all the prices up then slapped a slight sale on them. Same damn prices they were before.

Reggie Bush is aging quite graciously

“Cause I will be freak all through the day until the dawwwwwwn!!”

Y’all ready to starve from now till about 2 o’clock tomorrow? My stomach already growling Lord

I swear ain’t a whole lot of things more disgusting than a snob ass bitch pretending to be a girls girl

Girl math is driving 10 extra minutes on a back road to avoid the stoplights

Damn near 10 years later and I’m still trying to say “😩🎤Don’t” on time