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Not From Iowa he/him fka @TideP0dz on twitter
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winga winga dinga dinga ass town

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it's been 10 years so i can't really keep milking the "dirtbag guy who listens to electric wizard character" and instead have now updated this to "overly upbeat and friendly guy who keeps telling you that you gotta start fucking with Chamber"

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To me Jojo's Adventure is relatively normal

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

saw your mom at the aquarium

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your outie can drive in snow

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smoking that silly shit

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

i do be suckn

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your outie never has to poop

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left nostril was clogged and I was somehow able to just sniffle through it

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what's it like in North Dakota

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just sneezed rice pilaf DOWN my shirt

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I went to doge n everybody knew u

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apologizing to the international criminal court for party rocking

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

went to da beach

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using the sex nft to have sex

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your Outie would have voted for Obama for a third term, if he could

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

I gotta self-moderate on Bluesky because people here are sensitive so if someone draws a picture of a cute elf and I reply "I NEED TO GET HIM PREGNANT" they might actually get mad at me instead of Tumblr and Twitter where the artist will then post a picture of his silky elf pussy.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

8 new baby ducklings hatched & we watched one pecking through the shell. Then Bill put it in the oven.

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

In other news PMC X will be a thing. First 1,000 recruits will get their own xAI waifu and a camo checkmark on x the everything app

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it's so cool that we were able to send a robot here

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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 9 days ago • 385 comments

git commit -m “hiiiiiiiii”

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if I had to guess NC State ain't going to the NCAA tournament. what team should I back instead

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

if you have a personal URL as your bsky handle, following me retroactively and in perpetuity grants me your consent to scan it with nmap for any reason, like if i get bored or whatever

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

bawitdabawdibangdedangdiggydiggy

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the inevitable invasion of Canada is gonna have massive winter war vibes

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

onion 😃

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so how does this app run? who's paying to run and moderate this app?

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WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE BURIED THEM WRONG WE B

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Screamo legends Orchid have announced an album of previously unreleased recordings, their first release in over 20 years www.brooklynvegan.com/orchid-annou...

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Let the birds fly

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’

submitted 13 days ago • 63 comments

pros of old Camry: cheap parts cons of old Camry: you see the pro quite often

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