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youngminky.bsky.social
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I’m thankful for the parasites crawling around under my skin.

Who’s getting drafted 1. Alvin 2. Theodore 3. Simon

I love letting my nips breathe in McDonald’s

1 like on my last five posts I’m truly killing it

One time I sold my 4 month old daughter for a 5 dollar footlong at Walmart

Evil Beatles be like : Hate me do 😡😡😡😡

My girlfriend won’t even follow me on Bluesky. ☹️ Guys should we shame her?

I want to glue rocks together to make a big rock.

I love taking my shirt off in Five Guys

Do you think Edward goes down on Bella while she’s on her period? Blood probably liked that right?

Anyone ever seen yolo on adult swim. It’s kinda cracked!?

Women want me. Fish fear me.

I love having my shirt off at Burger King

9 followers ☹️

10 followers!!! I am officially the most famous bluesky user!!!

Breaking: Racist loves pancakes

Erm It’s official guys Evil Jack is racist!

I miss the Costco churro ☹️

If this post gets 5 likes next time I go to Costco I will try a chicken bake.

Guys go follow me on Bluesky

I need music mutauls!!!!

Just because I’m a goblin doesn’t mean I’m automatically a bad guy. You should educate yourself.

Does anyone really know what’s going on 100% of the time? Or is everyone just winging it?

Being a commuter is so depressing. Everyone is too locked in to have fun ☹️

Evil Jack is evil

@theonion.com please please make me the new host of info wars!!!! I’m begging on my hands and knees!

My interests - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi - Mpreg 🫃 - Yaoi - Yaoi - Yaoi

I regret my username on here

@matchingbird.bsky.social loves bluey and watches it everyday. But they’re aren’t enough episodes so instead he watched AI bluey videos on YouTube.

No longer a threadhead

Welcome to my blue sky account Interests include 1. Music 2. Video games 3. Costco FOLLOW ME NOW!!!!!!