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youngrobert.bsky.social
I do what I like, and I like what I do.
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Tucker Carlson has the job I want, but I value my sleep and everlasting soul too much to attain it.

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Hell Is A World Without You (2024)

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Do not get fooled by QAnon for resistance folks.

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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

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Ignore what is being said for a second and just look at this. It looks like I just paused my video game and Trump is asking me if I’ve finished my homework.

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again this does not have to be left to the voters but of course the senate did not even vote to censure or expel the eight senators who voted to reject an election on January 6

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🎯 🎯 🎯

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Gonna watch this every day from August 1st to May 31st.

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Oh? You’re a protestor? What’s your three favorite pepper sprays?

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It’s insane how far down you have to scroll before you find Gladiator and Apollo 13.

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Similarly, the biggest, toughest dude in town doesn’t walk up and down the street saying he’s the biggest, toughest dude in town.

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& by the way if you’d like to replace today’s birthday pageantry in your hearts and on your calendars by celebrating a tyrant a little closer to our hearts guess who else was a June 14 baby

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My man!

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Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.

submitted 8 days ago • 73 comments

lol wut.

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No they didn’t. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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I’ve said before, the best way to deal with a bully is bullying.

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my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

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YES

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the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

submitted 8 days ago • 74 comments

The replies to this have made my morning.

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Washed up, never-were football coaches LOVE being the Republican candidate for congressional seats.

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FALSE IDOL

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one of the funniest things aggro bacon bros do is say shit like "we didn't evolve to eat salad" or w/e. lol @ these basic bitches and their sad lives. a salad is divine, a perfect thing in this world. peerless. it is your life which is not worth the salad and not the other way around

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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together

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"Anyone who has ever played or seriously engaged with sports knows, however, that 'fairness- is often the first word out of the mouth of a loser." -Tom Ley defector.com/its-a-great-...

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This is a visual depiction of how I be feeling when I get a touchdown on an inside slant route against cover 2 in Madden.

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Literally almost everything about my life, but to pick one, I finally learned how to ride a bike.

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and there's an interesting corollary here that we ignore, I think, at our peril. the world lacks collective will, it can't try to roll me. only something with a Self can do that. so we have to ask, when somebody once told me this, what were their motivations, where did their assumptions come from

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

@mahgeetahhh.bsky.social

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again I am begging the NYT crossword editors for less puzzle and more word I am not solving your fucking riddles three

submitted 24 days ago • 21 comments

i had a post ready to go but i'm too sad! ESPN murdered Around The Horn, it's a despicable moment for the company, i've taken more total screencaps of it than anything else in the whole history of me takin' em. the end.

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Y'all mf's till posting on Twitter

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Been referring to Ariel (the little mermaid 1989, 2023) as lil merm. I have acquaintances but no close friends.

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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I don’t know if I dislike cannolis or I’ve just never had a good one.

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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

submitted 49 days ago • 180 comments

I want him to come down and say this to my daughters face-to-face.

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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

submitted 50 days ago • 321 comments

that single sentence is going to drive me insane

submitted 51 days ago • 462 comments

Felder sent me this yesterday. The song was gonna be called Subaru, but they got a cease and desist so they filmed this in front of a dealership. I wanna tour the world with them.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

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New game: Pope quote or heavy metal lyrics.

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