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I'm not on the left, I'm not on the right. Although not sure why I'm bothering to tell you this, when all most people on here can do is go straight to their "NAZI BIGOT!!" NPC responses whenever they see a post from me having an opinion. I/Keep/Receipts
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"Baby on board" .. ..... AND???? How the fuck does this affect me driving behind you, or any other driver, in any way, shape or form?? Go on, let me sit down and strap in while you explain it to me.

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Wasn't this supposed to happen with fizzy drinks cans a few years back? Except of course : nothing ever actually happened 🙄 www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/sho...

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Meanwhile, what 90% of BlueSky users who can't stop blurting out "NAZI" and "fascism" every single day like a Tourette's tick won't be posting on their account today: uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump...

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The Aquos R9 Pro is a glorious mess of a design on the back. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO UNIQUE! In a sea of boring, identical phones. I'm going to be watching to see what Sharp do with the R10. Who wants to be a sheep? global.sharp/corporate/ne...

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The font on this is fucking awful. Looks more like a Taylor Swift album cover than any ominous, brooding Batman build up.

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Why are @sainsburys.bsky.social THE ONLY supermarket who feel the need to TRAP self scan customers in with barriers until they show their papers to be set free? I refuse to use their self scan until they stop being so obnoxious. 😑

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

It's actually quite handy being blocked every single week on here because then I don't have to see your childish hysterics over Trump in my timeline. Keep it up!

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BlueSky engagement levels be like

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It's great these people can take the most light-hearted of jokes, isn't it....

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You, Sir, are a fucking idiot.

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I hope there's going to be some BLACK dinosaurs this time round. #DoBetter www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/celebs-...

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I was actually sat waiting for this doughnut to block me. Sorry but your idiocy lives on. Welcome to the internet. 🤗

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lack of self-awareness ahoy. It's actually everyone who calls anyone who chooses to live in reality a "transphobe" who are in fact the most miserable people on Earth. But cheers to yet more projection 🥂

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck me I paid out all my hard earned monies to watch you sing for me, mate....

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You just know this says "I am a fucking twat"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Probably because being an abuser has absolutely fuck all to do with skin pigmentation, love.

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The fact they actually think it's a great idea to say that!! This is why us normies love riling you fucking idiots - you actually think this shit is ever going to be working out.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Call me Captain Obvious but commands never work out how you arrogantly expect them to.

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I wonder if this bloke has ever thought about doing comedy too.

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History will also remember all those who spent all day sat around at roadsides instead of attending gainful employment and then wondered why they couldn't afford eggs.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just another example of why I fucking hate poetry.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

That but with the balls to allow replies on the post.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hey bros! Have you thought about being a sappy little wet blanket a bit more often?

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Yeah but she uses autotune at "live" shows. Not entirely sure that's a shining example to any aspiring singers.

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Looking for something ELSE to blame instead of any sense of introspection? Here's a brand new handy guide to burying your heads in the sand again! 🤗

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American chocolate - it's very safe without a guard - you couldn't even pay me to consume that muck.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You're in the wrong place for traction as BlueSky has a very, VERY low active user base and engagement but I wish them luck anyway. And no I don't mean the Tate bell-ends.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck me do some people just want to live in 2016 on repeat?

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I love the fact Alison Hammond has lost the Wren Kitchens radio ads gig. I imagine the exchange between her agent and Wren Kichens went something like "Our client cannot agree to further ads for less than £20,000 per repeat fee". "We're sorry, not gonna happen - she's Alison Hammond, not Madonna". 🤭

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Conversely it shows me teenagers gyrating around in not much clothing - which I can assure you is equally therapeutic.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to escape my unsolicited gay AI chat isn't going too well.

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