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the short version: I'm just like everyone else, getting through life one popcorn show at a time. Nationality:πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Political Stance: center-left Gender: Male(there's more than two❀️) LGBTQ+πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸŒˆ neurodivergent(Autistic and ADHD)
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now I know I'm single and it's valentine's days but my god so many people are out buying the gifts today when they had a week to prepare... must not love them as much as they think they do? tbh if you love someone you wouldn't buy them expensive gifts on the one day?

they're slowly killing dignity and respect, and taking a nation one flag at a time.

don't worry Americans, prices of eggs will go down eventually, they're just culling the herd so to speak

I mean, at least they didn't fully change it. but I mean come on #Google

Let's get the UK back with the EU sign now! we need 12,000 signatures youtube.com/post/UgkxKmM...

starting to think people between the age of 15 and 25(the gen z) are more dumber then the people with low IQs just saying

so I just watched #AssassinationNation and well, the political satire and commentary is pretty much cherry on top for 2025, for a film that came out in 2018 and probably flew under everyone's radar, I say give it a watch if you can handle the trigger warnings and gore.

do we call #bluesky tweets or do we call them flutters?

Elon radical leftist lightbulb joke is shit, so here's mine how many radical leftist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none because they can't screw in right. radical leftist out ✌🏼

pretty much... yeah

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... honestly this needs to be getting more traction now then ever!!!

I'm going to start practicing rn

trump made it the law there's only two genders only, well apparently the reproduction cell from conception is mostly female trump made every one in a America a woman!! girl power!!!!

this just in, Nigel farage upset at Boris Johnson for being the only one Invited to trumpbone's inauguration... UK laugh's as they stand out in freezing weather in Washington dc

when someone keeps saying "Elon didn't do the salute"

this just Elon fakes having autism, his IQ is nine!!!

β€œIt’s nice to see a bit of variety coming back to the high street” From the new Private Eye, out now.

you be whatever you want to be, don't let sad little soyboy cry babies like trumpbone and muskrat tell you differently. they don't own you. there ARE more than two genders! β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ§‘

remember people, Nigel is MP for Clacton... and his people aren't convinced Nigel's doing anything... almost like Trump(but Trump won) youtu.be/550hYPSf9F8?...

so the right wing(sorry I meant Reich wing) aren't anti-woke, they're very VERY woke 🀣

a list of a few Britain's traitors Katie Hopkins(queen of sloppington and yappington) Nigel Farage(Clactons sewage creature) Mike Graham(concrete farmer) Lizz truss(she Made Lettuce Great Again) Boris Johnson(The clown) Suella Braverman(cruella) Rishi Sunak(PM in the rain) #BrtiansTraitors

ohh Puuttiinnn we see you ;)