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your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

submitted 3 days ago • 194 comments

Ten years of Trump going on TV and just fucking saying whatever, and still nothing like an industry set of best practices to deal with it. Put someone on the set with a laptop to look stuff up, pause the interview, whatever. He'd walk off but so what. Amazing to still be at "agree to disagree."

submitted 2 days ago • 111 comments

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

submitted 2 days ago • 782 comments

MOVIE PITCH: an Oceans 11 sequel where they go after Jay Leno's Tonight Show money

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Yes. Even on Twitter Ruth Buzzi's tweets were actual fine tuned, tightly constructed jokes. A true comic to the very end.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

RIP Ruth Buzzi Groundbreaking comedy. #LaughIn

submitted 5 hours ago • 14 comments

Ruth Buzzi died peacefully in her sleep at home in Texas. Her family requests donating to Alzheimer’s research (www.alz.org) in lieu of flowers. I hope she gives Arte Johnson a whack with her handbag up in heaven for the good times....and the laughs...

submitted 9 hours ago • 15 comments

Yesterday, a top Trump Administration official made an apparent threat to arrest me. Here’s my message to Wisconsinites. I encourage you to take a few minutes to watch. ⬇️

submitted 6 hours ago • 59 comments

america doing a brexit from general humanity

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Was he wearing a hot dog costume at the time

submitted 7 hours ago • 29 comments

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

submitted 11 hours ago • 90 comments

If that Soviet spacecraft crashes in America the catalytic converter gets stolen in 2 minutes.. this is known

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

4 days with the flu, and I now think you can die from lack of seasoning. Nothing but clear broth, applesauce, mushy foods and juice. No wonder babies cry so much.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I've been flat on my back sick with the flu for 4 days. And I've decided I have really ugly feet.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

He does realize that we're actually out there buying groceries and gas and know that prices aren't down 85%, right?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

The High Output burner (front left) does not fuck around

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

remembering on this day a TOOL-themed stoner in my high school art class who submitted this image (recreated below) as the entirety of their final portfolio in c. 2004

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

The NYT's Idiot Safaris are Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" bit but even less funny.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

every time i hear about new information i'm like no thanks and then the next day i hear more new information

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

they say in a bear attack you should go for the eyes and face but it's probably better to just let whatever they did slide

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Just out of curiosity I read the DHS website sevtion on Real ID compliance & qualifications. What a terrifying, random abuse of power, peppered with incompetence & lack of clarity. You can tell it's basically going to be the bureaucrat who processes you that decides. So much room for corruption.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

man I just want to have, like, a couple days in a row where I do not have to think about how stupid the president is

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Got an email from my FA union the deadline for a "Real ID" is May 7th. Started to panic until it said my passport counts. Then it said you can tell if your driver's license is Real ID compliant if it has a little star in the upper corner. Mine has the star. I have no idea how or when I qualified?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

BOOOOOOOOO

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

ah fuck, you too natasha lyonne? www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Why didn't anyone tell me Antonio Banderas plays the husband in Babygirl?! He is so good. Just proves what I've always said. During all these years of giving great roles to British imports, Hollywood has ignored some incredible non-anglo actors. If they ever bothered to look at his work in Spain.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Recently deputized” means “frustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.” It’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.

submitted 4 days ago • 278 comments

Yes, waiting for the Canadian election results to come in as any patriotic American would in this economy

submitted 3 days ago • 90 comments

Election 2025: All polls are now closed in Canada and the Liberal Party currently has a solid lead over the Conservative Party.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ME: [just existing] SOME CLICKBATE ARTICLE: You've been making omelettes wrong your entire life.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

probably the least gangsta way to start a rap song is “good gracious! ass is bodacious!!”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

worth every second

submitted 4 days ago • 1384 comments

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

submitted 3 days ago • 150 comments

I wonder who it would be useful for if we pretend the majority of people aren’t working class. Hmmmmmm

submitted 7 days ago • 62 comments

Hey look at this! Pop Cultured - The Game Show is hitting the world famous Icehouse in Pasadena, CA! Saturday May 17! Great line-up: Kevin Pollak, Leah Lamarr & @blainecapatch.bsky.social www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

A thread of interdimensional portals I've found on walks in the British countryside.

submitted 36 days ago • 115 comments

I've now got Adam Pasi as MC, a guest set by BK Sharad, and Derek Sheen featuring. If this ain't a great lineup, I don't know what is. New hour is getting TIGHT, Portland. Come see for yourself, 5/22!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

HANANIA: Interesting study on racial differences in skull volume as it relates to workforce efficiency. MUSK: Intriguing CUBAN: Minorities are just as efficient as whites if you manage them right! ANDREESSEN: Guys does my head look like a big giant egg CALACANIS: No way SACKS: Definitely not dude

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

It’s Bruno Kirby’s birthday. This shot of him as young Clemenza in The Godfather Part II always stood out for me. He’s levelling the gun at the policeman’s head, not just casually brandishing it. Tells you all you need to know about him.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

if coogler looked like damien chazelle no one would question the studio deal given his record of hits. fruitvale station: $17 million on a budget of $900K creed: $173 million on a budget of $35 mil black panther: $1.35 BILLION on a budget of $200 mil bp2 2: $859 million on a budget of $250 mil

submitted 7 days ago • 109 comments

SINNERS is almost unbelievably good and already a huge hit. Should be clear to anyone with a brain that Coogler should be free to make whatever he wants going forward. Unfortunately the people who make those decisions are studio executives

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 4 days ago • 206 comments

the grocery store installed 'scream aisles' where u can yell for 30 seconds about inflation. i go there just to feel something

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment