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My goal is to make sure all MAGAts have a shit time all day every day
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Guys, I hate to even suggest the possibility, but I’m starting to wonder just a teensy-weensy little bit whether maybe, just maybe, FFOTUS wasn’t totally upfront and forthcoming about Project 2025 during the campaign

New in PN: Trump's chaos governance failed once. He's trying it again. "Trumpers have relished the dysfunction they’ve sown, calling it 'shock and awe.' The comparison of the start of Trump’s new term to the beginning of Bush’s failed Iraq War may prove to be very apt, in a catastrophic way."

Someone just found out how babies work.

Omg!! The Trump Inaugural Committee released the following message to TICKETED people traveling to DC for the event: "We strongly suggest people who are in Washington for the event attend other indoor events at indoor venues of their choice to watch the inauguration.” Ahahahahahahahahahaha

The irony of MAGA wanting to take over Canada and Greenland but can't handle being outside in the cold for a single day for Donald Trump's inauguration. 🤦‍♀️

The Tik Tok CEO will be sitting directly behind Trump at his invitation during the inauguration. Trump will not uphold or enforce this law, which was pushed in 2023 by Trump himself and Republicans in Congress.

Kristi Noem, Donald Trump's nominee for DHS Secretary, babbles about her relationship with tribal members. A reminder that she is banned from stepping foot on every single reservation in South Dakota by the tribes.

Zuck the cuck: the longer you suck it, the harder it will be to get up from your knees 👍

New in PN: @jttaplin.bsky.social on our new Trumpian oligarchy "Zuckerberg is a fool to say this is a cultural shift. Bullshit. It isn’t. It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."

Donald knows he'd have a small crowd at his inauguration because of the cold. Bringing it inside is not just a condemnation of his own weakness, but his supporters. Donald clearly thinks his cult is too soft to show up. 🤣

Mike “bitch boy” Johnson is going to be the newest lap dog. Here are options for collars:

Trump just announced he is moving the inauguration indoors because it’s going to be cold outside.

Donald Trump is no Jack Kennedy.

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WOW. Allies of GOP Rep. Mike Turner, who was removed by Mike Johnson as chair of the House Intelligence Committee, told Fox News that Turner is furious and he’s “never going to vote for another blanking thing around here again.” Turner has missed all House votes in the last 48 hours.

MAGA is gonna have a rude wake up call in Trump’s next administration that it’s not DEI, Black folks, or trans people who are keeping them poor, it’s the billionaires they’re cheering on and inviting to pick their pockets.

Trump Entertainment presents: “Pardon Me!”

This “Mar-a-Lipo” article was happily posted to a Mar-a-Lago member’s social media account

I think some friends of mine and I are going to do some (hopefully hilarious) live streaming commentary

Exactly. LOL.

Political Profile: Pete Hegseth theonion.com/politic...

So, I DID hope for worse weather on Monday in my Substack article, published HOURS before chicken trump moved his inauguration inside, lol. Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆

Epic shade from Tim Walz on Donald Trump moving his inauguration indoors because he can't handle the cold. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is counting on Rand Paul’s confirmation vote. However, a now-deleted tweet shows Hegseth celebrating the defeat of the GOP Senator and his isolationist military policy.

Pete Hegseth needs to get his drinking under control. by Rudy Giuliani

Trump knows that people weren’t coming so to save face he moved it inside. Me me me party ruined

Honestly, he probably knew the crowds were going to be really really small so he moved it inside to use that as an excuse. 👏🏻

We all know that the next four years for this country will be filled with nothing but bile and bullshit from the next administration. And we will see the people in our government who will either appease the nazis or stand up for the citizens who build country We will see

It’s amazing to me that politicians don’t commit to post first on @bsky.app and to engage with constituents here THIS is more powerful than CNN , MSNBC, The Post will ever be. You can broadcast for 9 mins on a declining medium, or engage here and start a real discussion. Which is more powerful?

Rep. Jim Himes sounds off on Mike Johnson removing Turner from the House Intelligence Committee. "This place used to be considered a check and a balance on the power of the president. That's why we exist...the message just went out that if you check this president, you're fired" Fascism in action.

The guy who’s about to tell the government how to run efficiently has both rockets and cars that blow up. SMH. 🤦‍♀️

It's such a relief to know that the mayor is spending every waking moment looking out for the people of New York.

Lines are about to be crossed that are not unprecedented. The protection of white women's innocence buttressed to flippant lies led to massacres and the wiping out of Black towns: Rosewood, Greenwood and dozens more (1877-1930). Japanese Americans were thrown into concentration camps during WWII.

WATCH: Northeast TN Sen Rusty Crowe acknowledges the optics of @govbilllee tying his private school voucher scam to hurricane relief aid are not good He feels caught between county mayors who backed Lee’s vouchers & their own school boards that oppose them Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DE6KLVB...

The average minimum wage in red states is two dollars less than minimum wage in blue states. Also most red states are at the federal minimum wage of $7.50. Today Trump‘s incoming treasury secretary said that he would not support raising the minimum wage. So yeah there’s that.

Re-read the actual oath - Trump will begin breaking it the minute he finishes saying it 👇 "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

For the next 4 years, it's time for Democrats to stop being so eager to play nice and appease Republicans. They're not really Republicans any more. They are MAGA. If your name isn't Donald trump, they're not interested. They're not playing by the same rules. They're not playing by ANY rules.

Did Joe Biden tell Ron DeSantis he should fuck off after Milton and Helene because he hadn’t adopted green enough policies? Did he tell him to go cry about it to his pet rock named Pudding Cup while sucking his stupid little thumb in his teeny tiny little bath tub? open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

even in 2025's media landscape, this story is jawdropping: Jim Acosta's morning CNN ratings are often higher than most of even the primetime anchors, but they wanna move him to midnights just to appease Trump (props to @oliverdarcy.bsky.social on yet another big scoop)

Scoop: As Donald Trump gets ready to take power, CNN boss Mark Thompson has informed Jim Acosta that he would like to move his show to the graveyard hours. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/jim-acosta...

Schiff: "None of this is in a vacuum. It all takes place in the context of a Supreme Court decision that gave Donald Trump absolute immunity to commit crimes using the DOJ. So more than ever you need an attorney general willing to say no to an unlawful or immortal request from POTUS."

Trump holds a 55% unfavorable rating and a 41% favorable rating, according to a new AP-NORC poll.

Is this…is this a dare to run the pentagon while drinking?

Ah yes. The “high functioning alcoholic” defense.

My heart is full because people are listening to the audio version of Vol I of Jack Smith’s final report. The truth matters!

This, from Jack Smith's transmittal letter to AG Merrick Garland, fills me with a lot of sadness for what we've lost.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth refuses to answer whether he would follow an order from Donald Trump that violates the United States Constitution.

So Tim Kaine said Pete Hegseth you’re a piece of shit for sexually assaulting women and cheating on all your wives. Markwayne Mullen came to his defense by saying, we are all pieces of shit who sexually assault women and cheat on our wives. What’s the big deal?

Kaine: "Should committing a sexual assault be disqualifying to be secretary of defense? Not a hard question. Should spousal abuse be disqualifying? Not a hard question. Should drunkenness on the job be disqualifying? Not a hard question. He wouldn't answer any of them."