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What age is considered too old to wear a durag in public?

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James Morris is one of my favorite musicians! Humble spirit, outstanding talent with great anointing to match! It’s always good sitting in while he plays 💯

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Stomach stay tryna act up when Erma knows we don’t do public bathrooms 🚽

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I’ve been neglectful lately but I’m back 😇

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna take a nap bc I actually have plans for the first time in a while 😏

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Good to know there’s still good individuals out here! 🙌🏼

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just finished getting my mail, still dressed in my suit from work, walking up my driveway & someone took TOOOO much time 👀

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll rush home from work just to sit & do NOTHING AT ALL! 😂 Listen & Judge 🤷🏻‍♂️

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

When the pastor says, “Put those sanctified hands together” (everyone starts clapping) I think to myself: I KNOW EVERYONE IN HERE AIN’T SANCTIFIED! 😂

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Should’ve just bit the bullet & made my way to the dispensary earlier today 🙄

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I got some of the best sleep of my life last night

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

🤞🏼 this funeral is going to fly past!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

They don’t started drinking in the parking lot & the entire chapel smells like weed 😂

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This man just said he wrote a poem for the deceased then proceeds to quote the lyrics to “It’s so hard to say goodbye” 💀

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Not someone yelling, “wrap it up Larry!” Bc the dude (great nephew) talked for 10 mins 😂

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

People who aren’t gonna obey the 2 minute rule when giving remarks have a look to them 😂

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The soloist showed up to the funeral late, then kept starting the song over bc she couldn’t stop getting choked up

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hopefully this goes by quickly

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People who speak in full voice in a quiet room scare me 😟

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This girl sang the words off this song 🎶

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Considering the amount of school shootings, I don’t think I’d feel comfortable with my children not having a mean of communication during a crisis initially it sounded like a good idea

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

My entire life I thought kimchi was some kinda meat

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Never tried kimchi but after googling it I’m not sure how I feel about pickled cabbage

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The way my stomach just felt 🙊

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t tell people I do music 😂 IYKYK but I’m not going outta my way to let someone know. You just gotta catch me playing somewhere

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I keep hearing people talk about the U.S. power grid going down & how serious things are about to get but I don’t see any of those people doing anything to prepare for this apocalypse

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait for this tax refund to hit my account! 💭

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I discovered puzzles are very therapeutic

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Traveling to another state to link with someone & still coming home tryna link w/ me lets me know 3 things: 1) I’m the best dick you ever had 2) You a hoe 3) NEVER forget #1

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Not surprised by this persons conduct

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

God does all things well! ❤️

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I was heading out the house & heard company upstairs praying 🙏

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

My bro having a baby in a couple weeks so he’s gone be on house arrest for a little while

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

If I RANDOMLY BURST OUT singing ‘Long As I Got King Jesus’ & you begin singing the lyrics, matching my energy, that’s the universe aligning 😂

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Been a while since I’ve posted on here bc I’m sick of seeing this foolishness posted in the media (shame on me) I was checking the trending topics on X the past few days, causing me to be fed up & take a little break

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like the true tone on the iPhone messes with my vision at times

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a new feature in iPhone’s iOS ’Find My’ app which allows you to use someone else’s iPhone to login their ‘Find My’ app to locate your missing device if it’s lost or stolen

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Ion have enough followers to sub anyone discreetly lol 😂 I just own my shit

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t you get in here bitchin’ about them neighbors 😂 Need to start a YouTube channel about them & gain followers…bet they’ll stop then lol

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all gave them all the information they needed when you sent your DNA 🧬 into the ancestry.COM database tryna convince me your ¼ Irish ☘️ BFFR 😂

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

You have to be from the church to understand certain statements. I can hear someone speak & tell they preach/sing/tone-deaf YOU NAME IT! 😂

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I’m completely speechless at the things I hear broadcasted on the news! I’ve done my best to detach from all new sources unrelated to my local news outlets; it’s an attempt to exhaust our minds, instilling fear of the “what if” mentality until we can’t take it anymore 🤯

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

LAWWWD JESUSSSSS! 😮‍💨

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

If the expectation is for ME TO LISTEN, you WLL BE JUDGED 😂 Fk I’m listening for? 😭 Take cover 😂

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I’ll type a new post but in proofreading it I think it sounds too harsh & I’ll change the wording, thinking I’m changing the tone of the post WHOLE TIME I’m venturing farther from the original point I initially attempting to make [then I DELETE it]

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I have this event in NJ at 8PM so I need to start getting ready🙃

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments