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Neurodivergent overthinker who loves a good story and good people. If you're MAGA, we can't be friends. Don't bother trying. I said I love *good* people.
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Fooking legend.

DiscountEd Mart in the highchair over at Hitl'Orange's DC US Attorney's Office is such an idiot that he thinks clearly metaphorical language is an actionable threat, but that a violent insurrection is peaceful sightseeing. A moron *and* a boot licker. Dangerous combo.

Hitl'Orange is undermining Ukraine precisely because he bows to dictators. Faux "News" mouthpieces must be dead inside, to be able to deliver such obvious propaganda and outright lies every day. Anyone with a shred of decency or integrity would have resigned from the Merde-doc Politburo years ago.

Just called the DC field office of the US Secret Service and confirmed with the agent who answered the phone that they indeed *are* a law enforcement agency whose charge includes enforcing all the laws of the US, including the Constitution.

The universe is entirely vast and weird enough to accommodate the existence of beings who could justifiably be termed gods, but the extreme bias of reality in favor of the cruel and unsympathetic, in favor of violence and domination, should dispel any fantasies that said gods would be benevolent.

Both Hitl'Orange and Herr PlugX have, once again, committed open acts of both sedition and treason. The US Secret Service is, first and foremost, a *law enforcement* agency. The highest law, which they are *sworn* to uphold, is our Constitution. They must do their duty and arrest Chump and co.

If I were in Alaska, I'd be really worried about having a supposed President who says a country invaded by Russia should just give up the land...

The van committed suicide rather than be a tool for jackbooted thugs.

Herr PlugX and his little bitch Hitl'Orange must be running into supply chain issues, because their lackeys still don't have their shiny new Nazi uniforms.

DiscountEd Mart in DC just got his reward from Hitl'Orange for lovingly sucking that cremesicle peen. Fake US Attorney for a fake US President.

In less than a month, Hitl'Orange has delivered bigly on his promises to his masters at the Kremlin and ElmoCo. Pooty and Herr Plugz couldn't be happier with their investment.

All I'm saying is a whole lot of people who've proudly proclaimed they would time travel to strangle a baby Hitler in his crib are weirdly quiet right now.

Hitl'Orange needs to be arrested and tried for sedition. No one can be allowed to remain in any public office who expresses such a sentiment.

I just heard about the MAGA weirdos who claimed to be from DOGE and tried to access data at San Francisco City Hall, and I'm not really sure people can be charged with pretending to be part of a pretend government agency. This is a novel and very stupid frontier in US law.