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Hot mess. Succubus. Currently homeless. ADHD Kinda queer Mom. Overworked, undersexed. Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting. Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus
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When 'return to tradition' means rivers catching fire

TO THE PRESIDENT, EVERY CONGRESSMAN & WOMAN, EVERY GOVERNOR, CABINET MEMBER: If my Social Security checks stop coming I will have no way to pay my rent, utilities, or to buy food. Which of you will then take me into your home or support me so I am not out in the street?

M my ex keeps sending me listings for bedroom rentals. They're all $1000/mo. Why the fuck would I pay that much money (not that I can even afford it) PLUS utilities, to live with a stranger, and not be able to have my kids with me? No.

If you live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, and you try to negotiate me down $25 to price match somebody else who isn't able to accommodate your event date, I'm going to say no. I'm literally already undercharging based on your zip code alone.

I've been on the phone for over an hour now. Verification couldn't be completed, so now I get to "Wait and see" if the money comes into the account. I will literally pay somebody what little money I have to fucking kill me at this point.

I'm back trying to access the money from my paid leave account. I attempted another, smaller funds transfer to my new bank account. The bank sends me an email telling me to verify the account, I need to tell them the amount of two small deposits they made into the account. The account can't

If you've been following me for a little while, you'll know I've been struggling with my mental health. This week is the worst it's been, but today I took a shower and am putting on clean clothes for the first time in 5 days. I'll call that a win.

I made a GFM. gofund.me/d689e0eb If you'd prefer to help in a different way, you can check out: www.redbubble.com/people/YourV... scribble-pigeon.printify.me www.lulu.com/shop/nicole-...

I got a $3k bill for anesthesia in the mail a couple of weeks ago. I contacted my lawyer about it. The company doesn't accept letters of protection and nobody fucking told me. The only way to prevent them from sending to collections is to make monthly payments. I want to die.

I'm going to cry at this point. I checked tracking again, the card is on its way back to Nebraska. I called the issuer again for other options to access my money. They told me I could do a bank transfer, and explained the process. I went through the entire thing, only for

🚨This is dangerous. RFK Jr. canceled the FDA’s VRBPAC meeting—the committee that selects flu strains for the annual vaccine. WHO makes recommendations, but without US participation, we lose critical expertise. I worked at WHO & know how vital these meetings are. Delays = shortages = lives at risk.

I'm going to cry at this point. I checked tracking again, the card is on its way back to Nebraska. I called the issuer again for other options to access my money. They told me I could do a bank transfer, and explained the process. I went through the entire thing, only for

This friend is in search of a forever home: Luke*, located in El Paso, TX. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/luke-star-75248780/tx/el-paso/el-paso-animal-services-tx2471/

Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.

I STILL haven't gotten my stupid paid leave money. My car insurance payment bounced (obviously), and I need to make another rent payment for my suite. I don't know what to do besides ask people to share this or buy stuff from me. bigtittiedsuccubus.carrd.co

My car insurance is going to be canceled if I don't pay them with the money I don't have access to. FML.

I am so tired of the stupidest stuff happening to me. I still haven't received my debit card from paid leave. I called to see if they could track it, they gave me the tracking number. After 45 minutes of waiting to get the tracking number, I look it up, only fit it to say the driver could not

I made a tiny little pot of soup from scratch, and it was delicious!

The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card.
Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks 
The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available." www.bklynlibrary.org/media/press/...

Jesus. I had 9 overnight last night. Ex stressed me tf out during pickup this morning. He just called me bc he doesn't have group tonight, so now he "has plans" and wanted to know how late he could pick her up. I've been so clear with him that 9:30 is the absolute latest, Ave he still asks.

I love you, good people, but if you're on Substack, you really really need to get off Substack (see: following).

My mom took me grocery shopping, so now I actually have real food! I have enough stuff for hopefully the next two weeks

I baked little sweet egg rolls today and they're so delicious

The fridge where I'm staying was on the fritz all weekend, so I had to throw away like... literally everything except my eggs and the canned stuff I had left. I've been eating homemade bread and Mac n cheese/ Ramen for days. I would literally murder somebody for some fresh fruit.

I was able to make a partial payment, and I have money processing from gfm, but I still need help. I have patreon, redbubble, printify, and Kofi as well. Links below: bigtittiedsuccubus.carrd.co

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1984 is hitting kinda hard right now. "We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power.” Nineteen Eighty-Four George Orwell

I made homemade English muffins!

The fact that 43 other people agree with this man's opinion that the husband who MURDERED his wife because "she seemed unappreciative" of his valentine's gift is the victim in all of this is terrifying. I'm definitely cool with being single forever.

If you're an anti-vaxxer. Fuck you. Unfollow me & fuck all the way off. i hate all of yall.

Apparently this is an antivax argument. What. The. Fuck. These people literally are the stupidest fucking creatures in existence.

I'm so close to being able to hold off being booted. Please share this so I can maybe keep my suite for another week.