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This is not going to sound very girly pop of me but I hate when the ladies are working at my cava. They always do thier job correctly and charge me extra for my extras 😂

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

I’m literally going the weekend after next. I can’t wait.

On the way to work, I wondered how long before they try to close the doors to our museum. Private donations helped get it open but federal funding keeps it going. If you haven’t been yet, you might wanna hurry up and go.

Style has a profound meaning to Black. If we can't drive we will invent walks & the world will envy the dexterity of our feet. If we can't have ham we will boil chitterlings if we are given rotten peaches we will make cobblers if given scraps we will make quilts NIKKI GIOVANNI

One thing about me is I stfu when single people talk about relationships. I anit giving no advice nothing. Cause it really was easy for me no lie. 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

Both sets

Come see me today!! Everything must go!!

The details of love 💕 #happyloveday

I don’t wanna be human anymore, are the trees hiring? cause the people world is a MESS chile😩😭

You know why we will never truly be free, it’s cause niggas are too short sighted and so adverse to being inconvenienced and uncomfortable. Like I thought we were boycotting the Super Bowl and y’all lined right up and watched cause they put a black face in the half time.

It's plenty Black folks i wouldn't invite to the cookout. Let's get THAT list straight before we start taking walk ups

This year is moving slow af and I am feeling every hour of every day. Not complaining about it but damn I am tired of moving. Like my body is tired and I’m not even done yet 😮‍💨

I’m hosting a 20 dollar yard sale, where everything is 20 dollars. This my first step to reach out to my local community and share a space to swap and get new stuff! If you’re interested in helping set up, want to sell some stuff, or just want to come and see what I got, DM me! 🛋️

The surprise at the US doing corrupt shit is so fascinating. Why do yall expect a country built on human trafficking to ever do the right thing. I expected this and honestly worse from them.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

this shade of green

It’s 60 here but after the weather we have had it feels like 85. Makes me wanna be ass out on the beach somewhere with a drink

Because they want sexual liberation exclude people they aren’t attracted to. 😕

Like I got more women when I was deep in the closet and telling everyone I was straight then now out the closet 🤔 what’s with that.

Telling people I’m Bi with a long term boyfriend is so embarrassing low-key. Like yes I love him and I’m not ashamed cause he’s a wonderful man but please don’t let it cloud your judgement. I was deep in the closet when I met him and I was fucking ladies before him. 😭😂

I know this not everyone’s tea but I love the smell of weed and cologne…. It smells like a good time and some cologne just mix so well with a little weed.

Good. Now let’s take him to an open field and stone him

Black people were the only ones who did what they were supposed to do at the polls. Do with that what the fuck you will. Or don’t.

One thing I love doing is dressing overtly masculine and then carrying the biggest purse ever. I feel like it gives cunt in a very unique way.

Have a dog is really like having a mute toddler. Like why Charlie spend all yesterday when I got home from work throwing up all over the place. I don’t even know what he ate but as soon as I was like you want a treat he hopped up like nothing was wrong. 😒

I hate that people abuse call center workers or that it’s becoming a thing of the past cause AI will never have the common sense to help me with problems. It is never faster and if you have even the tiniest of accent good fucking luck 🙃

Let's bring this back since Netflix losing their rabid ass minds

I literally died last night from 6pm till now. I’ve slept for 14 hours straight, I don’t think I’ve ever slept that long in my life. Ya girl was tired, this January has been the busiest year of my life.

This!! It’s so fucking cold in here my toes hurt 🥶😭

It’s so cold in our offices that I’m starting to wonder if the job only paid half the light bill.🥶

Sativa 🤝🏾 Productivity

1,2,5

I literally tried to scroll insta to see if it will take note and be the same it is not and I can’t have that be my only social I will delete that bitch.

Cooking a really fancy meal, staring off into the sunset or rise, taking a trip, getting caught up in someone’s reality.

Fit from the weekend 🖤

Starship- Michael Henderson

I’m not really a my man my man type of bitch but I do have to brag on him rn. This man bought us a room and gave me money to buy and plan something sexy for this weekend. He drove four hours to see me knowing he would have to be a work the next day. Romance is not dead 😭

Dogs and kids are so embarrassing like why are you like this 🥲

If you ever want to get to sleep and you can’t, sing karaoke and twerk you’ll sure get sleepy 😂

list of priorities in 2025: 1. me

Having a boo but not not being able to kiss them 😪<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

2024 done beat my ass

I’ve never felt this picture more in my life. 2024 had to make sure to kick my ass one last time before it left. If I’m being completely honest this was a dusty ass year for me. 😅

I truly got the first time in my life love my job. Like I can talk about it all day, please get me started. 😊