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yplac.bsky.social
Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop. Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com
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For fucks sake. #yplac

Gold star cunt. #YPLAC

Bog standard dope. Double yellows. Pavement obstruction. Turning circle. Busy school run. @stratforddc.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social

A match made in heaven. #WorldBollardAssociation

@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social Tesco Milngavie Friday. Miles off central.

A sort of cunt² if you will. #YPLAC

Just a standard dope caring more about their lump of steel and plastic than allowing safe pavement access to all. @stratforddc.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social

I think this one is a repeat customer. Parked adjacent to an empty space causing moving traffic to give him a wide berth. Lazy dope. @stratforddc.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social

Why use any of the empty parking spaces when you can obstruct the emergency access gate? @stratforddc.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social

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@therealyplac.bsky.social ITS OK, there’s a little bit of driveway people can go around on…

@therealyplac.bsky.social Just go round it, I’m sure there is no risk to pedestrians from cars with no clear line of site or anything.

IMO, If your car doesn’t fit on the driveway and comes out onto the footpath, you should be given notice to permanently remove the car or be fined daily until you do. #Photography #StreetPhotography #BlockingThefootPath #StreetHazard @therealyplac.bsky.social 📷📸

Yes, this is 'parked'. That's facing a thoroughfare. What a cunt.

Best ever @therealyplac.bsky.social I ever did spy in the wild:

Glasgow Live reports that pavement parking abounds, where? outside Police HQ. Police are reported to have 'become aware' @therealyplac.bsky.social

Just witnessed a seventy year old man on his own take the last parent and child space in this vile behemoth of a vehicle…

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Submission via DM. How do you fuck that up that badly? By being a cunt. #YPLAC

BMW ✅ Pavement ✅ Cunt ✅ #CuntyTrinity #YPLAC

Dear @sainsburys.bsky.social. Your driver parks like a cunt #YPLAC

The classics are sometimes the best #YPLAC

Definitely don't advocate this sort of thing. Apropos of nothing, have a look at @therealyplac.bsky.social's online shop. Link in this bio and theirs.

Sat outside a customers house in my van. Parked up,writing out a receipt for work I’ve just spent the last 2 hours completing. A bloke pulls up at the side of me and blocks the road despite many other options. Parcel delivery perhaps? Nope. Just gets out and walks off. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @therealyplac.bsky.social

it's East Dunbartonshire, possibly Scotland's worst parking local authority... @therealyplac.bsky.social

Rent-a-cunt #YPLAC

@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social Not on the lines though are they?

The bins are parked better than those cunts. #YPLAC

So, so much. #YPLAC

Picuntup truck? Might need work. One way or the other - #YPLAC

Complete building services? Nope. Complete Cunt. #YPLAC

One for @yplac.bsky.social

Nor sure if this earns them extra cunt points... Suspect it probably should. #YPLAC

Double yellows ✅ On a bus stop ✅ Middle of the road ✅ Hazards on ✅ Audi ✅ Utter cunt ✅ #YPLAC