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I had fun once. It was awful. Žuti puževi golaći, kokakola i sjaj.
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Lyft driver picked me up from UNC, turned out he was a medicinal chemistry post-doc in a building near mine, until his grant got cut last month. Worked on novel antivirals.

submitted 18 hours ago • 83 comments

Noćas me probudila neka buka. Jutros vidim što. Imam IKEA stol s ručicom za dizanje/spuštanje. Zverkica je zaključio da je ručkica baš super za grickanje. No ručica ima držač ispod stola u koji se "pospremi" i pospremih je, misleći riješeno. Zverka je ODGLAVIO RUČICU, OKRENUO JE I IZVUKAO.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Devastating 💔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hola, bluskijevci (bluskijaši?). Je li itko probao doma raditi labneh (ultra-procijeđeni jogurt, tj. sir iz jogurta) ili barem grčki jogurt iz kućne radinosti? Nabavila sam krpe za sir, ali još se nisam usudila krenuti u akciju...

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I am now the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. Drove over a puddle and only three of the doors have begun to rust. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Pre-installed GPS app provides directions to my nearest ketamine dealer. Well worth the $100k.

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

Ljeto 🤡

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Hit Prajda, hit dana. 😍 Zove se Vespa, ima četiri mjeseca i ogavno je slatka. A onda se umorila od bivanja ogavno slatkom i zaćorila vlasnici na ramenu. 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment