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Look at this lazy arsehole. Can’t be arsed, him. Terrible attitude. No application.

Add to this 12 corners to 0, and I believe that spells total domination. I think this was kinda how we expected the game to go tbh, if anything I’m a little disappointed in Cardiff that they didn’t make more of a fist of it.

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“Bang! And the dirt is gone.”

Another one who’s lucky he’s good at football

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@chrishewitt.bsky.social @helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social (I’m a bit behind on podcasts) discussion on the best King adaptations, and none of you said The Green Mile?!

Seen the Olsen thing from last night. Poor by him IMO, comes off as incredibly self-important. It’s a bunch of kids ffs.

If you look at the image closely, Richards’ knee is just as offside as Ollie’s was. No lines were drawn for this one, though. Checked for a few seconds and allowed. They spent 3 minutes drawing lines to decide that Ollie was a few CM offside tho 🤷🏼‍♂️

A lot hasn’t gone for us this season. We miss Doug, we miss Diaby. Onana hasn’t worked out as a signing. Barkley has been missing, now Kamara’s out too. Tielemans doesn’t do enough IMO. Defensive injuries & chopping & changing. Watkins & Bailey off form.

Another two defenders in in the summer please. Mings to leave (sorry).

And another 3 off the goal difference. Outside of the bottom 5 there was only one other side who’s conceded more than us (I can’t remember who). We have got to do something about this defence or we’ll be finishing mid-table at this rate

Just stand and watch him lads, yeah sound.

God. This is as bad as the Boxing Day game, if not worse. Among our worst of the season.

Olsen what the fuck

We haven’t played well at all. Toothless in attack, largely absent in defence. After two good results last week, this is how we respond. Sums up our season, in truth.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Penalty

Fuck off.

Aside from anything else that Palace kit is fucking superb.

Are they booing Olsen??

3-1 Villa

Olsen?! 😫

So VAR can intervene to rule out a goal where Watkins is a cunthair offside, but not to point out that the corner they ended up scoring from wasn’t a corner? The whole thing needs a complete overhaul, framework is not fit for purpose.

That’s a nasty challenge by Muñoz.

Fuck off, that’s such a bullshit call. It shouldn’t be to those fine margins, how can you really say that’s definitive? Benefit of the doubt should go to the attacking team. Load of rubbish.

Wasn’t even a corner 🙄

Strong lineup, strong bench. Could do with getting some bodies back in though. If we win & Chelsea & Bournemouth both lose (however unlikely) we go 4th, even if it’s just overnight, but that’ll be massive for the mentality.

Imagine going 2-0 down at home to Liverpool 🤣

On the piss

Oh fuck off, I turn my back for 5 minutes and Newcastle are winning?

Up the Forest!

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