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I did not eat the cheese.
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“Just the tism, just to see how it feels.” -anon

Adrien Brody must be real happy the holocaust happened

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Males. Drop the “Fe.” It’s cleaner.

This is why they traded Luka

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Eric roberts count your days.

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you’re in her DMs, im on bluesky where there are no DMs, we are not the same

I will not elaborate

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Walking out of a matinee movie like

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How come in every sci fi ever there’s a planet called terminus and a guy named John

Self portrait

Self portrait

When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

Look, I didn’t eat the cheese.

Ok. I’m here to stay. I did not eat the cheese.

I’m here for a good time not a long time.