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Airmouth pusher. Wrist figure skater. Occasional coat hanger for dreams.
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Don't hit him, he got kids with him, my apologies

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Eala owned. Ostapenko OUT. Uhhh, Iga’s winning this one.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Lots of people hate AI, but I would rather use that energy to hate on the people who uses AI (for nefarious or downright boring reasons). God could give humanity the source of all light in crystal form and we'd probably use it as jewelry. Trade it in pawn shops for paper bills.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Penko saw she’s on Iga’s side and dialed in against Emma.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

WHY DO MEN MAN SO HARDDD? CHILLLLLLLL

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s mourn together who we used to be.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Pegula finally claiming her rightful place as USA No. 1 after Charleston, love to see it. Also, good seeing Kenin on the big(ger) stages again.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sheʼs a 10, but she made her pfp “Ghibli style.”

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Some days suck more than others.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Pegula’s tired of losing to Sabalenka in a final.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Aryna Sabalenka secures her 2nd title of the year after reaching four finals. She's been really consistent this year. At this level, there's no tournament where she cannot be a strong contender for the title.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Raducanu has proven that she can be tough. She toughened up tonight and gave us a great fight and a great match. We need her on the court more. She can do this.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Jpeg couldn’t (wouldn’t) capitalize and Emma is back on the match.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Raducanu looks like she’s about to faint. Bummer, it was turning into such a great match.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

For a moment, I believe we all thought Rybakina’s career would hang along the likes of Swiatek’s and Sabalenka’s, but Vukov made sure that was never the case.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This Eala girl beat Ostapenko —> Keys —> and now Swiatek. Mere 19 years old. She’s playing either Raducanu or Pegula tomorrow. Unbelievable.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

When Iga tanks, she tanks real good. That was awful. Eala, though, she played like she belongs in the big stages. Miami Open: Alexandra Eala def. Iga Świątek: 6-2 7-5.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Iga’s getting schooled by an amateur, I’ve truly seen it all.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Aryna Sabalenka def. Queenwen Zheng once again: 6–2 7–5. Extends H2H to 6–0. Zheng got her chances for a 3rd set, did not take them. Goodbye, Zheng.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Naomi Osaka def. Liudmila Samsonova: 6–2, 6–4. Got scary at 5–2 but recovered. Onto the next. #miamiopen

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Coco just destroyed Kenin: 6–0, 6–0. Kenin couldn't see the court at all today.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody feed Coco! She's starving!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Did Coco not have breakfast that she's out here gulping down a bagel in mere 22 minutes?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Who's this Mboko girl? Impressive playing against a seasoned player.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing Sabalenka playing like this is so annoying.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Sabalenka takes the first set. Mirra has no answers yet, if she wants to win the second set, she has to figure something out. Something different.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Current Indian Wells champions synchronizing their loses this year.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Where can I watch Arvo Pärt's documentary?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

If you're not on Mirra's notebook, you're nobody.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Closed it out in 51 minutes. Aryna Sabalenka def. Madison Keys: 6–0, 6–1. Unbelievable.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Probably the worst semis I've ever seen live.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Madison needs to find a way to get into the match before it's over. This is a beat down and not an entertaining one.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Aryna just bageled Madi. What the fuck. 24 minutes. And here I thought this was going to be the more exciting match of the two.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Beneath your feet is a complex network of fungal trade routes carrying essential nutrients from the soil to the roots of plants. Dr. @tobykiers.bsky.social joins us to talk about how these complex networks form.

submitted 42 days ago • 31 comments

You can always see when someone is different.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

INDIAN WELLS: Mirra Andreeva def. Iga Świątek: 7–6, 1–6, 6–3. Iga wasn't ill. Iga wasn't playing awfully. Iga wasn't playing in Wimbledon. It was her home turf. She had her game. She had opportunities. Mirra simply outplayed her. Mirra just fucking graduated.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This match's barely halfway closed. Sabalenka – Keys will start around 21:00 then.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Iga just got outplayed on her home turf. Can she turn it around?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The wind is the 3rd player today. Mercilessly switching sides.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The two biggest players on the WTA vs the two hottest right now.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Draper knocked out 3 Americans with the same score lmao

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Madison is putting Iga numbers this year. 2,944pts in the race, 14-match winstreak, I mean... what. Only match she's lost this season was against Tauson of all people. What in the 2025 is going on?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments