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zabuzabz.bsky.social
Dad, husband, doggy dad, ally, support basic human rights!!
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Hey… it’s #humpday and what better way than a #snackboxjoke #dadjoke of the day.

Hey, it’s a Tuesday!! New #snackboxjoke today! Wake up with a #dadjoke and give me either a groan or a smile, both make me happy!

A bit late in the day, but happy Monday!! Here is the #snackboxjoke for you!! #dadjoke #smilemore

Happy New Year!!! Everyone is back to school today, and I’ve got a new #snackboxjoke for y’all!!

This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.

Ahhhh. This is great!

Happy Friday!!! Tis vacation time after today!! #dadjoke is here, and a very merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and a happy holidays if you celebrate something else! #snackboxjoke

Hey Bluesky!! Happy hump daaaaaaaay. Let’s have a #dadjoke today!! #snackboxjoke

It’s a Tuesday #dadjoke type of day!! #snackboxjoke

It’s a Monday… 😭 but last week before school break! Here’s a new #dadjoke for today! #snackboxjoke

Making my own 3-day weekend, so this is my last #dadjoke of the week, so going out with a treasure! #snackboxjoke

It’s a rainy #humpday here!! Gotta get that new #dadjoke for the #snackboxjoke

Happy #dadjoke Tuesday!! Enjoy a new #snackboxjoke today. I know, I switched up the color. 😁

Sad!

It’s a Monday… I know… but here’s A new #dadjoke for the #snackboxjokes

Happy #friday and here is a #dadjoke for y’all. #sillyimperialsystem

Dear President Biden, In the spirit of Dark Brandon, please use one of your Executive Orders to CANCEL ALL STUDENT DEBT. That way, if trump wanted to reverse it, he'd have to disappoint all those families and reinstate all that debt. You have immunity. Just do it. Signed, US

Happy #humpday another #dadjoke for the #snackboxjoke (forgot to take pic of yesterday’s, and the kid raffles them off at school now 😅)

It’s a #monday but don’t fret, #dadjoke of the day is here!!! #snackjokes

Ahhh. She’s free!!!

Hey Boston, we’re here! City teams are building accounts and making moves to make Bluesky our home. Stay tuned. In the meantime, you can follow a few of our first official accounts: @boston-streets.bsky.social, @bostonparks.bsky.social, and @healthyboston.bsky.social.

Happy turkey day to my fellow US folks. Let’s all try and avoid the political talk (mainly cause we didn’t have enough room for the crazy uncle to come over and talk shit 😁)

It's 100% true.

Trump voters don’t like it when I call them idiots, and you’ll be surprised to learn that I don’t actually give a flying fuck if they like it or not.

Happy Tuesday #dadjoke last school day of the week before the #turkeyday vacation!! #turkeyband #drumsticks #coolturkey

Got the #MondayBlues ? Need a #pun for some #laughs ? Here’s a #LunchBoxDadJoke for ya!! #dadjoke

Really excited to listen to the new Kendrick album. I’m waiting until I have the space and attention to listen to it all the way through uninterrupted, and give it the respect it deserves. Hopefully tomorrow

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

Today’s #snackjoke is a classic!! #pun #joke #snowman #burrrrito #kids

I write little #jokes for my kid and add a little picture for his snack box to school. This was today’s!! #pun #cow #milkshake #snackjokes

The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope

If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

‘We all know our party is full of rapists and pedophiles so if you don’t let my second favorite rapist pedophile take the spot atop our entire justice system, I’ll tell everyone about all of you other rapist pedophiles.’ — Marge Greene

Ukraine is winning. All a defending country has to do, is defend. 1000 days and Ukraine still defending Slava Ukrainii

BREAKING: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg just recommended that Judge Merchan hold off on sentencing in the election interference "hush money" trial in New York.'' So, no accountability AT ALL??? NONE?!?!? I am so fucking mad right now, I don't have words.

New switch, same old dusty rack. That’s a project for next weekend. #homelab #selfhosting

@muddy.mudhut.social.ap.brid.gy ❤️♥️💙💜❤️♥️💙💜

Too much? lol

Let’s go @thebostonceltics.bsky.social !!! Almost Gametime!! #celtics #pritchardisathreesmachine

I did something cool. #swiftiOSgame #games #Xcode #Runner #gamedesign #firstapp #stillneedtoaddsooomanymorethings