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A penis is worth a thousand words

DACHSBUN MY SWEET SWEET GIRL

Getting a piece of mail from somewhere you’ve never gotten mail from before is genuinely so harrowing

The MUSIC of this title screen instantly calms me

It starts with F

I want Alex Consani on the Traitors

Obvi

The way he makes gay wildly unsexy should be studied

My big three are actually volcanology sun, Pushing Daisies moon, and cosmic dread rising

Me if “Close to You” by Gracie Abrams is ever outlawed

@ladydragonjj.bsky.social ghost writing tweets again

Daredevil is back next week, which means Charlie Cox is back next week, which means my entire apartment is about to be ✨drenched✨

I kinda hope that Elon and his wife crash the US dollar. Please give me a reason to not give a fuck anymore. PLEASE.

“Do you think being a Republican is in the DSM?” — My barista this morning

Gabby is like if you merged Jennifer Coolidge, Jennifer Tilly, and Trisha Paytas

Monday got me like

#WhiteLotus season 3 episode 2 out of context

GET THIS EVIL WHITE MAN AND HIS GIANT TEETH OFF MY SCREEN #whitelotus

Girl what the hell is going on in this episode #whitelotus

Belinda girl if you don’t I will #whitelotus

Every time I see these goddamn brothers #whitelotus

It’s #whitelotus time yall

It was my pop bible like you don’t understand

Hear me out: slasher spoof film starring them, perhaps directed by the Wayans brothers featuring Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega

Who wants to play stardew valley with me and also be boyfriends who fuck a lot

I need Danielle to go NEOW #thetraitors

Fine #fcf

After all this time, you’ve come back to me

I’m so sick of hearing about tr*mp and seeing his ugly ass face!!!!!!

I think Beyoncé and Lady Gaga hate money because they would be able to live off of the royalties alone for six lifetimes if they made Telephone Pt. 2

I don’t want to be a burden to anyone. In exchange, I would like to be a threat to all.

The diva is no longer bootsing the house down due to the economic climate

oh look, demonic liars LIED and killed more Palestinians.