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Any gay doctors want to check my prostate?

Lewis Hamilton the GOAT

We’re in the golden era of mobile display advertising

IKEA instruction manuals, a critical analysis: unreliable narrator, lack of detail or world building, and plot twists in places they shouldn’t be.

You guys, I did it. I beat Hinge. Burned through so many dates that there are no more single men to kiss me 🤭

Damn I forgot Will buxton was in drive to survive ugh

Free my pow shredding brother ✊🏻🏂

Adrienne Brody needs to get the fuck off the stage right now

Shrek 5 animation looks fucking horrendous, I’m so pissed

Common Side Effects the TV show is absolutely incredible. Highly recommend ‼️‼️

Ate 14 melatonin gummies and now the seven foot tall sleep demon in the corner of my room is saying they’re just placebos

If Lincoln got shot because he loved theater, I should be shot because I love hentai anime

Why do they call it uber, they should’ve called it YOUber

Anytime I hear Ryan seacrest read a radio ad, I write down the company and never purchase from them again

The Grammy’s aren’t real but I’m happy for Beyonce if that’s what she wanted 💞😊

I can’t stop eating peanut butter cups!! I’m so bad 🤭

I want to start crying but I can’t allow the haters and losers to know I shed a tear

For about 30 minutes today, Instagram reels was really hitting and then I found schizo gram

Business idea: Shazam but for smells

My uber driver put on PRIDE radio when I got in the car 💀 glad I get profiled for things like radio bops and not hate crimes

Holy moly guacamole Lewis Hamilton looks incredible in red ♥️🏎️

Listening to Dua Lipa on repeat #music

I drank 17 buzz balls and now I’m driving my EV while wearing rollerblades

I need a gay man to kiss me rn

Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc just being teammates isn’t enough for me, I need them to kiss

How tf do I get the memes and shitposters on my discover feed here smh

Sergio Perez needs to retire 💞