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Data Science, Statistics. Boston. Latter-day Saint. Disclosure: I currently work for CVS Health. All thoughts expressed are solely my own.
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Saw a sign that said P Garage (parking garage) and I read it as “probability of a garage”. I think I need help

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ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

submitted 111 days ago • 87 comments

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

submitted 114 days ago • 338 comments

Thinking about some statisticians in the break room after a morning of calculating T statistics by hand, worried about computers taking over their jobs

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Standing at the kolache shop, thinking about how they wouldn’t be running out of all of their flavors if they just used a halfway decent forecasting algorithm

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Vertical integration

submitted 125 days ago • 14 comments

The code behind the product: sleep(3) print(“That’s in the syllabus”)

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Overthinking of the day is trying to decide if “letting rolls double in size” means a doubling in radius or in volume

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Really insane to me that the people who run the GRE have presumably found that you can get more people to take the GRE if you just offer a $75 discount

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe I didn’t learn about the Addams family until now, I feel like the term has enough pun mileage that it should have been used in at least 43 stars memes by now

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 142 days ago • 533 comments

There's a lot of papers out there on optimal stopping but I think I've read enough.

submitted 145 days ago • 8 comments

The curse of chatGPT is that students can convince their parents, their professors, and even themselves that they’re doing well at college even though they spend most of their time playing video games. But the second they have to do real work in a job or upper level class, they’re helpless

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