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📍 Kansas City, MO 🚔 Emergency 911 Police Dispatcher 📸 Occasional Photographer ⚽️ Sporting Kansas City Supporter 🌎 If lost please return.
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Dress for the job you want.

Friday.

I love it when people accuse the people in my department of wrong doing and when I dig into the details it was not our fault at all. It is borderline erotic.

"Sweetie, the NY Post published the article I sent them!"

The dopamine rush when you race to enter the Authenticator Code before it resets

When the friends group cuts in discussing good memories and current events at the same time.

Big news from my succulent Chinese dinner.

I am simply unwell. Someone fire up Chat GPT and make my eulogy.

This was a legitimately funny moment during the SKC match.

Mark Alford (R-MO): Elon Musk has contracts with the federal government, but he is also, I think, doing an effective job at weeding out the waste, abuse, and fraud in the government. Constituents: BOOO!!! SHOW ME!!! CONFLICT OF INTEREST!!! HE IS THE WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE!!!

A fake video of President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk briefly appeared on monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development on Monday, according to department employees and others familiar with what transpired.

I am home sick today so all of you are my Price is Right.

What happens when the FBI Director, the Director of National Intelligence, and the Secretary of Defense go to the President and say there's an emergency because they heard something scary from Tucker Carlson or Jack Posobiec?

sometimes the whole "midwest weather is so craaaazy 🤪🤪🤪" thing can be kind of overblown, but it is kinda wild that just a few days ago i was shoveling snow in damn near 0°F weather wearing insulated coveralls and a heated vest, and today I'm running outside in shorts

Rebuilding the urban core and making it a more attractive, accessible, and affordable place to raise a family is a necessity for the future of our city. Lots of ways for us to get there!

If anyone brings up the increase in autism diagnoses, here's a useful graph and article www.psu.edu/news/researc...

Liverpool really putting it on these guys.

Had fun at River Bluff for SKC game last night. They did a lot of things well…were well organized but a lapse in a set piece cost them.

Heather is tired of you heathens that don’t appreciate the cultural experience that Hawaiian Brothers brings to your lives.

Jacob Bartlett makes his MLS debut 👏 #SportingKC

Needed this

There is going to be a lot of drinking and soccer today

WaPo Page One: “If you’re going to just yell at me, that’s not going to be an effective town hall,” McCormick said .. “But we’re pissed!” a woman shouted. #GA07 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Look man I am gonna take these goals however I can get them these days.

Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories: “Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again” And “He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”

IT'S GAMEDAY ‼️ 🆚 Austin FC 🕢 7:30PM CT 🖥️ Watch on Apple TV: apple.co/419vVmi

But in a “Belle & Sebastian song protagonist” kind of way

Tears For Fears released their second studio album ‘Songs From The Big Chair’ (1985) 40 years ago this week | Visit album.ink/TrsFrFrsSFTBC to listen to the album + read our tribute by @andy-healy.bsky.social

so does this make us the 11th province of canada or

Canada has the superior national anthem.

Just really long tough day. Gotta do what I can to make tomorrow better.

Seems legit

🎶 Skies above us are blue! 🎶

Vermes said he was happy with the team's organization. He said last year they would have lost this game 3-0. #SportingKC #ConcaChampions #SKCvMIA

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

Lots of positives from the Sporting Kansas City match tonight. You can see how this team will be different. Excited for the season despite results.

My favorite gal still seems pretty cold out there

when i say that there are people who care less about workers and their rights than they do the primacy of a masculinist blue collar identity politics, i am taking about people like sean o’brien

Mavis Beacon is pretty hot right?

To the extent that Musk has a super-power it is that he is an obscenely rich person who is willing to confidently say (and get many people to accept) completely untrue things that (coincidentally) always serve his own interests. He's an ignorant person's idea of what an informed person sounds like.

DOGE Claimed It Saved $8 Billion in One Contract. It Was Actually $8 Million. By Wednesday morning, DOGE had updated its list to show $8 million in savings, though it did not acknowledge the error or explain how it might affect its calculation of total money saved. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...