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Mariners lineup with a healthy Jorge Polanco and torpedo bat Cal Raleigh

The holy trinity outfield lasted a whole 10 games 💔

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jorge polanco 2024 fWAR (118 games): 0.3 jorge polanco 2025 fWAR (1 game): 0.4

2025 MLB standings prediction

What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your $25 trident cup sodie pop

Your life is divided into two parts. Before you listen to Ecophony Gaia for the first time, and after.

Before After

Gonna try and fix this scorebug

Dinner tonight consists of slicing an apple dipping it in peanut butter and saying “eating good in the neighborhood” after each bite

It’s easy to dismiss Jorge Polanco’s 2024 numbers as a whole, but from July 24 to July 26 he slashed .286/.444/.857 with a 256 wRC+ The west is ours

It’s happening again

Mariners ranked #1, which probably shouldn’t be too surprising given they lead baseball in prospects in the top 100 with 7

Good article! Seattle’s low park factor is a kitchen sink of issues, to which I’ll add one more fun fact not mentioned herein: Seattle has MLB’s strongest gravity. A fly ball in Miami will travel about a foot farther than the same ball in Seattle, just from the difference in earth’s gravity alone.

Ichiro playing 4D chess to figure out who didn’t vote for him

ICHIRO HALL OF FAMER

Imagining roki sasaki as a member of the seattle mariners (delusional)

Please have some shame

Unreal. We got Mike Trouted yet again by the guy who originally Mike Trouted us

Every offseason since 2022 has been pain

Nothing confirmed yet but a rough google translate of this screenshot says “Hye-Seong Kim chose Seattle”

And now we wait

Wait why don’t people want Christian Walker?

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With 18 ballots revealed/~4.6% known: Ichiro - 100% Sabathia - 94.4% Wagner - 88.9% --- Beltrán - 55.6% A-Rod - 55.6% Andruw - 50.0% Pettitte - 44.4% Ramírez - 44.4% Utley - 38.9% Vizquel - 27.8% Abreu - 11.1% Buehrle - 11.1% Rollins - 11.1% Félix, Kinsler, Pedroia, K-Rod, Wright - 5.6%

Ah yeah this sucks. He’s gonna terrorize this division

wow this looks awesome

Seattle needs another pitcher