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zackdavies.bsky.social
Copypasta poetaster. Runner of Holy Moly, a poetry night in Gravesend, Kent, UK. He/him.
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Just saw a goth in a convertible, I have some questions

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Going to start calling Borges "Jorgie Borgie".

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I'll be reading at The Stage Door, Dartford on Thursday! Plus three high-quality singer-songwriters. www.eventbrite.com/e/acoustic-t...

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Jesus: I am risen DIY Jesus: I am countersunk

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One of the powerhouse brains (and mouths) behind London spoken word night POW!, Colin B Osborn is our headliner on Sunday June 15th. 7-9 at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/holy-moly-...

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Oh, so you thought I wouldn't notice it was a sestina because you removed the line breaks between most of the stanzas? Nice try, it's still a sestina, it still sucks.

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So tired I typed ":q" into Slack, forgetting it wasn't Vim.

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Delighted to be featured in The Underland Review by @riverandcelia.bsky.social - get your inaugural copy here! ko-fi.com/s/8731d5627b

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Not long now until the fantastic @sarahhehir.bsky.social joins us for May's Holy Moly! Sunday May 18th, 7-9 at the Mole Hole, sign up for our open mic on the night. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/sarah-hehi...

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Entering a bold new phase where I refer to Jamaican Ginger Cake as "Jamaicy-Cakey".

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"CBGB" is a pleasant sort of suspended major seventh, and a completely unsuitable name for a venue hosting abrasive punk rock acts.

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FMK: JD Vance edition.

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Brace yourself for 1928374 articles by Daily Mail ignoramuses about the possibility of a "first black Pope".

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Reading at this next Sunday, it'll be a great event and a great exhibition. Sunday April 27th, The Pie Factory, Margate, 4-6pm.

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Salesforce, CRM experts, are sending me emails without Unsubscribe links. What a joke of a company.

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Watching Infinity Pool, a character sounded very much like he introduced himself as "Detective Eurotrash". Hopefully he will get a spin-off sequel or something.

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Listening to the soundtrack to The Death of Stalin. I love Shostakovish.

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No idea what they were thinking with "Carry On My Wayward Son", you can barely hear Kenneth Williams in the mix.

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Sigma Boy, but it's "Sigmund Sigmund Freud, Sigmund Freud, Sigmund Freud"

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Skibidi toilet, skibidi-ay My oh my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine heading my way Skibidi toilet, skibidi-ay!

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When a Muslim rides forth Out of Africa's North, That's a Moor, eh.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...

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Mmm, sweet sweet validation. grand-little-things.com/2025/02/28/s...

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Coming up on Feb 16th, Benjamin Goode! Come for some spoken word excellence straight outta London. Plus our regular open mic! 7-9pm at The Mole Hole, Gravesend. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/benjamin-g...

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Goodbye productive life, hello Balatro.

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I had a discussion tonight about Derrida's love of football, which led me to making the Very Funny Joke that he was a goalpost-structuralist.

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Futurama-ass disambiguation.

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Had a Business Meeting with Business Colleague today. We discussed Twitter and both used the word "cesspool" at the exact same time.

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