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Appalachian freelance writer, radio and film specializing in “stupid hotdog stories.” recovering magazine editor. bluegrass musician. foster dad. he/him
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My latest radio story takes us to New Vrindaban, West Virginia. It’s a Hare Krishna community in the state’s northern panhandle, best know for its opulent Palace of Gold. But this story ain’t about that. I went to see the kitchens of New Vrindaban.

Read the whole thing, but in short: when a judge issues a civil contempt order, law enforcement (in federal cases, the U.S. Marshalls) works for the courts and no one else.

At this point, there are only two options: A) Elon is so dishonest that he is willing to peddle obvious lies to score PR points B) Elon really is this stupid

Tweet of the Night 🏆

Ok look I don’t know a lot about rap but is there any chance at all Kendrick could handle our Elon Musk problem through song.

custard stand might use AI, but skeenies would never

A 19-year-old West Virginia resident with intellectual disabilities, for example, was not able to start a job at Goodwill on Monday because a nonprofit group that facilitates employment had not received the federal grant money it requested last week.

i’m not the kind of parent who does school projects for his kid which is hard because i know i could still rock a diorama. that school wouldn’t know what hit it.

Do not comply in advance.

me, after taking a knife and cutting the world in two: “wow, wayyyy more worms than i expected.”

opening a cafe where the patrons have to walk backward. gonna call it “butt first coffee”

Timothy Snyder’s “On Tyranny,” Rule No. 1: Do not obey in advance.

I mean yes, there is such a concept in Christianity. It appears quite notably in the letters of Paul, for instance, where it’s a concept he *relentlessly* argues against, and in the Gospel where it’s a concept Jesus very much repeatedly scorns. So it is technically in there!

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Sometimes, when I open my front door, I find a little aluminum pie plate there on my front step. But it's not from Door Dash or Uber Eats — it's the ugly leftovers from my neighbor Kim Kerr's cinnamon roll business. (They might look ugly but they taste amazing.)

despite all the stimulant and nonstimulant medications developed for ADHD over the last couple decades, i don’t think anything has led to a greater quality of life improvement for my people than the invention of the apple airtag

The call to be merciful isn’t just for Presidents. It’s for all of us.

i try to be an optimist but good lord if this bird flu thing pops off 1. nobody's working from home, 2. no schools will be canceled, 3. nobody's wearing a mask, 4. nobody's developing a vaccine and 5. lots of people are going to die and somehow it will be joe biden's fault.

If you’re upset by a woman prophetically speaking truth to power, allow me to introduce you to Jesus’ mom: “God has brought down rulers from their thrones but has lifted up the humble. God has filled the hungry with good things but has sent the rich away empty.” -Luke 1:52-53

he that hath an ear, let him hear.

faithful Christians are about to find out what Jesus really meant when he talked about being hated for His name's sake.

alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

until this morning i thought onyx storm was a pokemon thing

If you cant afford art, or cant draw or whatever yourself, USE PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES NOT AI.

well. the horse is back in the hospital.

ain’t it crazy how evangelicals only seem to dig up that scripture about “obeying those that have authority over you” when their guy is in the White House

we are reaching levels of biblical interpretation bent to exclude compassion in ways i never thought possible

watch out — here come the smug people to tell us they didn’t use tiktok anyway

TikTok just shut down and I’m mad because I was about to post this:

I'm seeing a LOT of memes and comics and quotes venerating David Lynch for his TWIN PEAKS quote "Fix their hearts or die," but not nearly enough about the context. His character was expressly ordering people to support and respect a trans co-worker (played by David Duchovny). Couldn't be timelier.

y’all like tom petty? my band made this cover: youtu.be/gJ1ZFt4nkXY?...

nothing worse than finding a nice little coffee shop, holing up in the corner to bang out some emails and realizing that's actually worship music bubbling from the speakers. dang it, the fog machine christians got me again.

therapist: don’t worry, teddy roosevelt totoro isn’t real. he can’t hurt you. roosotoro:

when all the dei programs are gone and the schools are no longer “woke” and they’ve cut gov’t spending to the bone and we’ve deregulated everything do you think people will finally realize their lives still suck, and politicians sold them out to enrich themselves?

if you’re having a bad day just remember someone always has it worse. like the guy who thought making “linen” the new fiestaware color was a good idea.

my (minister) dad called me after watching jimmy carter's funeral today. "i wish i had 3 minutes in that pulpit." i asked him what he would say. he didn't hesitate. "no one can deny the peace that rests on this place today. would you like to take it with you when you leave?"

we need to bring back bookmark internet over app internet. instead of opening the same 3 apps over and over we need a couple little websites we check every day. a blog or two. a webcomic. a niche news site. no algorithms, just some questionable web design choices.

covering a mine disaster turned me into a Jimmy Buffett fan. that taught me something about Appalachia. an essay:

i want to hear gangsta rap from the star wars universe. tell me about how you came up selling death sticks on the streets of coruscant.

no podcast ad makes me more irrationally angry than hearing malcom gladwell blather on about a bmw.

ok all of that sucks but also … thomas jefferson? the guy who literally took a pair of scissors to his bible to remove all of Jesus’s miracles because he didn’t like all the supernatural stuff? not exactly a spiritual role model. for that … and, yknow, the slave owning stuff.