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and people say AI is worthless

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

whenever i think of a possible nuclear war, i like to imagine some guy in his 50s bursting into an elementary school class during the alarm, and just absolutely bulldozing some kid over to get under his desk

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

kind of concerned that my dentist still works in a practice, like master it already dude.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

love the thrill of unspooling dental floss when it's close to running out. Will there be enough, or will it end up too short to be useable? An activity only adrenaline junkies will understand

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

i like how the punisher's superpower is basically being american

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

gonna start calling my friend with diabetes GI Joe

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

to people who post pictures of their food on restaurant reviews, talking about how good it was, but you don't say what it was called: a pox on your house

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely livid about the caloric density in pistachios. You'd think you found a healthy way to snack, but no

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite scene from Johnny Tsunami is when Johnny is on the beach wallowing in self-doubt, and his grandpa tells him “your soul is mine heehee!” and then sucks out his grandson’s life essence

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

was hoping that amazon would have a black friday deal on the communist manifesto, but i guess this carl marks guy doesn't appreciate a good deal

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I thought getting an air fryer could make me marginally healthier, but all it did was make me eat more french fries

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

i like when people use semicolons, because it demonstrates confidence

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

how much do you gotta spend on clothes before you start calling them "garments"?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

how is google so bad at UI/IX

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

don't tell me to follow my nose like i moonwalk on the regular

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

took me way too long to realize that the "L" on my socks was for size and that i did not in fact have two left socks

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

has the “please i have children” line ever worked in a movie?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

stop using xlsx files

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

one year later, and my "keep stuff i wanna read later open in a tab" strategy is really testing the RAM usage of my browser.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

i am unconvinced those little fridge drawers for vegetables actually do anything

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

first the ear and now the gloves. I guess you could say mike tyson knows chew jitsu.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments